Marvin Humes party at Alto
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Sat, 20/03/2010 - 11:39 by Harry BowBecause of Marvin JLS' affiliation with a member of a certain HM banned girl group, we were worried we wouldn't be able to report on his birthday party at Alto last night. Luckily, however, there were some far more interesting people in attendance...
It's baffling that while the girl on the right forgot to bring any clothes with her, she did remember her small dog (pic 3). Meanwhile, the girl on the left might have some better tattoos than Michelle Bombshell, Peaches Geldof and Jodie Marsh put together.
The birthday boy probably would've been better off if he'd come in as few clothes - although his band-mate Oritse definitely had the worst offending trousers of the night, obviously not realising that dropped-crotch pants denote that you ARE a massive penis, not that you have one.
Oh, and Pixie Lott, you're on the verge of landing yourself a red card too.
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