Be in two places here now
Wed, 21/04/2010 - 14:48 by Mr. HM

Holy Moly has discovered the names of the band members joining Liam Gallagher's new band. We've also discovered the band members of Noel Gallagher's new band... hhmmm - it's not going to end well.

In true Oasis tradition it seems the bickering and sibling rivalry hasn't finished just because the band have split. This is hilarious and 100% true.

LIAM'S NEW BAND:

  • Liam Gallagher (Vocals)
  • Gem Archer (Guitar)
  • Andy Bell (Guitar)

NOEL GALLAGHER'S NEW BAND

  • Noel Gallagher (Vocals)
  • Gem Archer (Guitar)
  • Andy Bell (Bass)

WTF?

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:31
  • Bet the next tour will involve them touring together with the same band on the same stage and sing a load of Oasis hits from either side of a blind date screen.

    angrykid Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:19
  • While I think they are cunts, to paraphrase John Lennon, Noel isn't even the best frontman in Oasis. Though I think Q stopped being relevant about two months before D'You Know What I Mean came out, so I wouldn't worry.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:10
  • hahaha

    Barry Jorge Wed, 21/04/2010 - 23:51
  • Can you believe that in the ultimate act of arslikhan, Q magazine declared Noel fukin Gallagher as the greatest all time rock frontman?

    Yep - that fucking mop-headed Beatles failure crotchmuppet beat the likes of Robert Plant, Lemmy, John Lydon, Ian Curtis, and even Jimi Hendrix and Freddie Mercury to that accolade.

    A fucking talentless prick on legs and make no mistake

    koshmar Wed, 21/04/2010 - 23:48
  • Monkeys in Kappa gear at that.

    dandyboy Wed, 21/04/2010 - 22:27
  • If Andy Bell can't honour both commitments he could always get Vince Clarke to stand in (ooooooooooh) sometimes.

    chiefbuthelezi Wed, 21/04/2010 - 19:27
  • This is going to be like a depressing custody arrangement, isn't it? Noel yelling at Liam that he was meant to drop the band off thirty minutes ago, Liam accusing Noel of letting them drink Coke and eat sweets just before he gave them back last weekend which made them go mental all afternoon, Gem and Andy asking Noel for ice creams then, when he says no, shouting "LIAM ALWAYS LETS US HAVE ICE CREAMS, IT'S SO UNFAIR, ANYWAY YOU'RE NOT OUR REAL SINGER".

    It'll be like Kramer Vs Kramer with monkeys.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Wed, 21/04/2010 - 17:13
  • No. Just cocksuckers.

    erniemilko Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:38
  • They'll certainly both be shite

    fuckwit Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:34
  • will they both be called oasis?

    elbow Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:20
  • will they both be called oasis?

    elbow Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:20
  • They'll certainly both be shite

    fuckwit Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:34
  • No. Just cocksuckers.

    erniemilko Wed, 21/04/2010 - 15:38
  • This is going to be like a depressing custody arrangement, isn't it? Noel yelling at Liam that he was meant to drop the band off thirty minutes ago, Liam accusing Noel of letting them drink Coke and eat sweets just before he gave them back last weekend which made them go mental all afternoon, Gem and Andy asking Noel for ice creams then, when he says no, shouting "LIAM ALWAYS LETS US HAVE ICE CREAMS, IT'S SO UNFAIR, ANYWAY YOU'RE NOT OUR REAL SINGER".

    It'll be like Kramer Vs Kramer with monkeys.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Wed, 21/04/2010 - 17:13
  • If Andy Bell can't honour both commitments he could always get Vince Clarke to stand in (ooooooooooh) sometimes.

    chiefbuthelezi Wed, 21/04/2010 - 19:27
  • Monkeys in Kappa gear at that.

    dandyboy Wed, 21/04/2010 - 22:27
  • Can you believe that in the ultimate act of arslikhan, Q magazine declared Noel fukin Gallagher as the greatest all time rock frontman?

    Yep - that fucking mop-headed Beatles failure crotchmuppet beat the likes of Robert Plant, Lemmy, John Lydon, Ian Curtis, and even Jimi Hendrix and Freddie Mercury to that accolade.

    A fucking talentless prick on legs and make no mistake

    koshmar Wed, 21/04/2010 - 23:48
  • hahaha

    Barry Jorge Wed, 21/04/2010 - 23:51
  • While I think they are cunts, to paraphrase John Lennon, Noel isn't even the best frontman in Oasis. Though I think Q stopped being relevant about two months before D'You Know What I Mean came out, so I wouldn't worry.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:10
  • Bet the next tour will involve them touring together with the same band on the same stage and sing a load of Oasis hits from either side of a blind date screen.

    angrykid Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:19
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:31

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