Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker stroll down the red carpet, stupid shoes and moaning

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[obligatory horse reference here]
Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:37 by Mr. HM

When did Hugh Grant start looking like KD Lang after a fire? And Sarah Jessica Parker - Optimus Prime wants his shoes back.

The stars of 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?' (Answer: No) appeared for the UK premiere in London's Leicester Square last night.

Sam Elliot was the coolest person there (he kind of always is), but ye gods! When did moany old bastard Hugh Grant get whiskey skin?

But what is this surefire Oscar contender all about? Let's ask the official movie site (Question: why do all official movie sites still think it is 2001? All flash and downloadable wallpapers - fuck off).

"The comedy 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?' follows a highly successful Manhattan couple, Meryla dn Paul Morgan, whose alomiset-perfect lives have only one notable failure - their dissolving marriage WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS. But the turmoil of their romantic lives is nothing compared to what they are about to experience: they witness a murder and become targets of a contract killer WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS.

 

The Feds, protecting their witnesses WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS, whisk away the Morgans from their beloved New York to a tiny town in Wyoming A BIT LIKE CORNWALL and a relationship that was on the rocks threatens to end completely in the Rockies DO YOU GET IT?... unless, in their new Blackberry free lives WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS, the Morgans can slow down the pace and rekindle the passion WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS."

i.e. My Cousin Vinny in a frock.

Don't you just love people who try the 'Caprice' route to fame and walk really slow down the red carpet looking ridiculous? No, not Sarah Jessica Parker - THIS DAFT BIRD.

nb. I don't even know if this is human - it's like some kind of Dali interpretation of a crane with a dolls head on top.

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Comments

  • I love her - she won me a fortune in a novice hurdle at Wincanton last week.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/12/2009 - 09:58

  • Hang on, where was that cracking bit of melanoma that used to be plastered on her significant chin? Oh yes, she had it removed, and it was last seen writing scripts for the next SATC film....

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 23:06

  • I still think she's missed a trick by not breeding a Derby winner with Ruud van Nistelroy. Fuck, am I memorising Jiggery's postings?

    merylhighground Wed, 09/12/2009 - 19:08

  • She is a horrendous looking witch of a woman.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:30

  • I know I'm in the minority here but I like SJP. Long face...yes but at least she hasn't had every aspect of individuality removed until she resembles some god-awful ideal of perfection a la Kidman, Aniston, Minogue or (shudders) Kate Beckinsale. Sorry to correct you HM but the shoes are fabulous too. AND she has actual lines on her face. An actress not terrified to look over thirty. Ya boo to all the SJP haters.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:25

  • And working from up from there and down too, no doubt.

    stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:07

  • SJP has definitely had her tits done.

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:33

  • "The 'alomiset-perfect lives' of 'Meryla dn Paul Morgan'"! Do you idle farts even read this bit any more, let alone spell-check? It requires a special level of ineptitude to fuck things up between "copy" and "paste".

    BigPhil Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:52

  • Prithee sir, you spoil us with this smorgasbord of twattery!

    Okay, the 'elevator brief' for you:

    It's the Badminton Horse Trials 'cept on a red carpet. There's one whose organic status I'm having to question, let along its gender. The usual smattering of 'who the fuck are they then' cockroaches the alphabet lacks the scope to define their 'list' status and probably someone with their tits out.

    *Throw frag grenade....roll credits*

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:10

  • Prithee sir, you spoil us with this smorgasbord of twattery!

    Okay, the 'elevator brief' for you:

    It's the Badminton Horse Trials 'cept on a red carpet. There's one whose organic status I'm having to question, let along its gender. The usual smattering of 'who the fuck are they then' cockroaches the alphabet lacks the scope to define their 'list' status and probably someone with their tits out.

    *Throw frag grenade....roll credits*

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:10

  • "The 'alomiset-perfect lives' of 'Meryla dn Paul Morgan'"! Do you idle farts even read this bit any more, let alone spell-check? It requires a special level of ineptitude to fuck things up between "copy" and "paste".

    BigPhil Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:52

  • SJP has definitely had her tits done.

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:33

  • And working from up from there and down too, no doubt.

    stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:07

  • I know I'm in the minority here but I like SJP. Long face...yes but at least she hasn't had every aspect of individuality removed until she resembles some god-awful ideal of perfection a la Kidman, Aniston, Minogue or (shudders) Kate Beckinsale. Sorry to correct you HM but the shoes are fabulous too. AND she has actual lines on her face. An actress not terrified to look over thirty. Ya boo to all the SJP haters.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:25

  • She is a horrendous looking witch of a woman.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:30

  • I still think she's missed a trick by not breeding a Derby winner with Ruud van Nistelroy. Fuck, am I memorising Jiggery's postings?

    merylhighground Wed, 09/12/2009 - 19:08

  • Hang on, where was that cracking bit of melanoma that used to be plastered on her significant chin? Oh yes, she had it removed, and it was last seen writing scripts for the next SATC film....

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 23:06

  • I love her - she won me a fortune in a novice hurdle at Wincanton last week.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/12/2009 - 09:58

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