Hugh Jackman to do movie with men's balls tucked under his chin

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Hugh Jackman takes it on the chin

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Mon, 12/04/2010 - 10:59 by Mr. HM

Someone in Hollywood is having a right old laugh with this one. Hugh Jackman has agreed to star in a movie with Kate Winslet where he plays a man with a pair of balls on his chin. There are just too many jokes the lawyers won't let me write...

This wouldn't be the first time I've read something on the internet about Hugh Jackman and men's balls but possibly the first time i've been allowed to write that sentence without Judge Doom smashing my keyboard with a legal hammer shaped like a cock.

The Farrelly Brothers comedy will feature Jackman and Winslet playing a dating scene where Kate is the only woman in the world to notice the bollocks underneath Wolverine's mouth.

The Farrelly Brothers produced 'There's Something About Mary' - a title I was going to use as a pun based on Hugh Jackman's alleged (Sniiiiiiiiiiip! - Judge Doom's cock shaped hammer).

Want to know what Hugh Jackman's chin looks like with a pair of men's balls on them? Go to Chariots pic 9!

Hugh Jackman pictures, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet

Comments

Somehow, tea doesn't taste the same without an exploited child's sweat in it.

For me, it's like Spanish Fly.
retrovertigo Mon, 12/04/2010 - 22:19
I dunno, Stells. Last time I tried to give myself a psychic hug I hurt myself. Best to stick to the PG tips. Except some hippy tit in my office has bought fairtrade tea, which tastes like arse.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:12
Just shut up and make the tea woman !
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:48
Ah, that explains a lot. Guess you were being covered by that Joley Moley lackey killing time on Easter break. My, how heartily we laughed before handing round the prescription meds.

I hope you caned his sorry arse this morning
merylhighground Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:42
Time for a cuppa then to alleviate confusion and open up one's mind to the mysteries of the universe. And while you're about it, give yourself permission to give your inner self a little psychic hug! Always energerly and posterioly! Did I get that right?
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:34
What the fricking frack? I am very confused.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:24
oops - been on holiday!
Mr. HM Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:18
Errrm hasn't this already been done ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:17

Errrm hasn't this already been done ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:17
oops - been on holiday!
Mr. HM Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:18
What the fricking frack? I am very confused.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:24
Time for a cuppa then to alleviate confusion and open up one's mind to the mysteries of the universe. And while you're about it, give yourself permission to give your inner self a little psychic hug! Always energerly and posterioly! Did I get that right?
stella ah trois Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:34
Ah, that explains a lot. Guess you were being covered by that Joley Moley lackey killing time on Easter break. My, how heartily we laughed before handing round the prescription meds.

I hope you caned his sorry arse this morning
merylhighground Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:42
Just shut up and make the tea woman !
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 12/04/2010 - 11:48
I dunno, Stells. Last time I tried to give myself a psychic hug I hurt myself. Best to stick to the PG tips. Except some hippy tit in my office has bought fairtrade tea, which tastes like arse.
tescopop Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:12
Somehow, tea doesn't taste the same without an exploited child's sweat in it.

For me, it's like Spanish Fly.
retrovertigo Mon, 12/04/2010 - 22:19