Both blonde? Check. Both toned? Check. Big breasts? Check. Lots of lipstick and erm, eyelashes? Check. The only difference between them that we can spot is about three and a half years and a couple of jabs of botox.
But they don't seem too disturbed. Hey, he's got loadsa cash! And he was in 'Mr. Nanny'! At least Hulk is looking a lot better than he did a few days ago (our first response being, 'What's happend to Jimmy Saville?). We hear he was attacked by long-time arch nemesis Ric Falir at a press conference. With razor blades...
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COMMENTS (8)
Can we add that twat on the right to the list of white folk with shit dreads from last week?
'Baldy old steroid shunter cocks chesty young blonde' non-shock
Whoever she is,she's got the smallest tits in that photo.
That "twat on the right" is Umaga, who is a "proper ethnic" and therefore legally allowed to have dreadlocks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Fatu
At the risk of writing something nobody cares about (sound familiar?) the hoo-ha between him and Flair was a set-up for the main event of his current Hulkamania Australian tour. See, Flair attacked him with brass knuckles and busted him open in the process. So, during the match up they had, Hulk wins by using the afore-mentioned brass knuckles on Flair, busting him wide open. The razor blade (where the term "blading" comes from, fact-fans) was not a formal part of the act, however is how both Hulk and Flair would have initiated their profuse bleeding - by taking asprin before the occasion and then nicking their forehead. The act of having blood all over your face from doing this is referred to "Donning a Crimson Mask".
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Can you do a piece on how shit Vista is when downloading porn?
How much would i not want to be trapped in a lift with you.
There's nothing better than being educated whilst rape-o-mated.
I don’t think she looks that young really, The Hulk is looking in bad shape though, he needs to work out again and take some legal steroids. The hair styles his friends have are a bit tragic though lol.