Normally, any pictures we post up of Coco Austin would be mostly arse or breast, partly because she's classy that way and but mostly because our huge one-handed web surfing demographic demand it*. However, these pictures are from her wedding anniversary party and it would be deeply inappropriate for her to show off all her augmented assets. So she chose just to have her breasts popping out, not an over-sized coffee bean-shaped arse cheek in sight.

Best of all though, is the whole event took place on a red carpet and was sponsored by E! and some vodka brand. Stands to reason though, after all, if you're not having the celebrations for major milestones in your life paid for in the most tacky way possible then perhaps you don't deserve to be on television.

*Huge demographic, that is, not huge hand.