Twin preeks
Sat, 31/10/2009 - 13:26 by Harry Bow

John and Edward lose their voices but not annoyingness as they head to the studio for rehearsals 

Current Halloween costume favourites, Jonathan Edwards, will have to up their annoyance factor even more now that the little vocal talent they once had might have gone. This year's Joke Act were snapped on Harley Street yesterday afternoon where they rebuffed claims they'd caught swine flu (PHEW!), but confirmed that they were seeing a voice specialist (prognosis, bleak). 

 

A source told the Mirror: 

"The boys have been struck down by the curse of X Factor. There are lots of sniffles around at the moment and coupled with the pressure their voices are under, it's no surprise they have got sore throats. They have been told to take it easy so that is what they are doing. The boys are desperate to perform and everyone is hopeful they will be well enough to do so."

Not really everyone though; the show's choreographer Brian Friedman is the latest to appeal to viewers to pull the plug on the twins. In an interview set to run in tomorrow's News of the World, he claims that listening to them sing is like "entering the gates of hell", before adding:

"I really hope the viewers with actual music taste got the wake up call they needed with Danyl and Miss Frank being in the bottom two last week - they have to get voting for people who can sing.

 

"I absolutely do not think the Grimes twins deserve to win. And I'm not alone in that - but if you want to make a change you've got to get on the phone and vote."

They still have plenty of support on side though. Lovely.

  • The curse of the X Faxtor? Yep, getting ill in Winter is so unheard of.

    mynicehat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:42
  • Yep, fuck off. 99% of the men on diamondsingle.com have AIDS anyway. Bad AIDS too.

    I'll reiterate that for the search engines, you stupid spamming cunt.

    99% of the men on diamondsingle.com have AIDS.

    pandakiller Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:11
  • Did I not tell you to fuck off?

    Go on, off you fuck!

    scatattack Sun, 01/11/2009 - 18:32
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    angelove35 Sun, 01/11/2009 - 16:16
  • I'd have thought the headline "Lack of talent might affect John and Edward's ability to sing, period" was more fitting

    Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:38
  • Are you going to use those pink fluffy ones again with the porridge stains on?

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 19:16
  • Blimey - it's like some kind of wake up call for democracy to the nation - lazy voters, use your power:

    "I really hope the viewers with actual music taste got the wake up call they needed with Danyl and Miss Frank being in the bottom two last week - they have to get voting for people who can sing.

    Apply same idea to the national agenda and we might get somewhere.

    Oh, forgot. X factor is the national agenda. Off to tie myself up to a railing. Anyone else? No, Jiggery and Forest Monkey, you can't help me secure my hand cuffs

    .

    stella ah trois Sat, 31/10/2009 - 17:06
  • Thats what I call entertainment after that pair of prats are ripped limb from limb the tigers do the same to the judges presenter and audience

    carbon cowboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 15:06
  • I'd only watch tonight if, instead of being backed up scantily clad dancers, they were accompanied on stage by 20 powerful and starving Bengal tigers. That might be worth a look.

    mrsmoon Sat, 31/10/2009 - 14:28
  • I'd only watch tonight if, instead of being backed up scantily clad dancers, they were accompanied on stage by 20 powerful and starving Bengal tigers. That might be worth a look.

    mrsmoon Sat, 31/10/2009 - 14:28
  • Thats what I call entertainment after that pair of prats are ripped limb from limb the tigers do the same to the judges presenter and audience

    carbon cowboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 15:06
  • Blimey - it's like some kind of wake up call for democracy to the nation - lazy voters, use your power:

    "I really hope the viewers with actual music taste got the wake up call they needed with Danyl and Miss Frank being in the bottom two last week - they have to get voting for people who can sing.

    Apply same idea to the national agenda and we might get somewhere.

    Oh, forgot. X factor is the national agenda. Off to tie myself up to a railing. Anyone else? No, Jiggery and Forest Monkey, you can't help me secure my hand cuffs

    .

    stella ah trois Sat, 31/10/2009 - 17:06
  • Are you going to use those pink fluffy ones again with the porridge stains on?

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 19:16
  • I'd have thought the headline "Lack of talent might affect John and Edward's ability to sing, period" was more fitting

    Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:38
  • Have fun, find your love for 100% free on ____d i a m o n d s i n g l e .c o m ___ is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. Find your perfect match easier and more effective! Hope you can find your perfect match

    angelove35 Sun, 01/11/2009 - 16:16
  • Did I not tell you to fuck off?

    Go on, off you fuck!

    scatattack Sun, 01/11/2009 - 18:32
  • Yep, fuck off. 99% of the men on diamondsingle.com have AIDS anyway. Bad AIDS too.

    I'll reiterate that for the search engines, you stupid spamming cunt.

    99% of the men on diamondsingle.com have AIDS.

    pandakiller Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:11
  • The curse of the X Faxtor? Yep, getting ill in Winter is so unheard of.

    mynicehat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:42

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