Fantastic Mrs. Fox
Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:26 by HM writer

It was the I start of 'I'm a Celebrity' last night and was worth watching if only to see Sam Fox completing her Bushtucker trial (and we bet it's not the first time etc etc...) and opened her mouth to place a gigantic, hairy spider inisde. And to hold it there for 30 seconds...

We almost forgot about Katie Price's £350,000 entrance, we were that impressed by Sam's bravery. Meanwhile, it's being reported that Alex Reid wants to be sent into the Australian jungle and is willing do stay for free, as he's concerned that ex-Hollyoaks actor Stuart Manning might come on to Jordan. But we doubt he has to worry about that...

Just look at the state of her!

As for the rest of the contestants, some were forced to sky-dive out of planes while Jimmy White almost didn't survive his horseback trek through a river...

  • Yeah I reckon Sam could do it. She looks alright as well. That's why it pays not to have kids, kids. And so does Katie Price without all that bloody slap. And no, I haven't been sniffing the empty deoderant can. She looks better without all that greasepaint stuck to her face.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 00:34
  • Fucking right on , what a bunch of cunts

    carbon cowboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:23
  • I'd fucking shell the shit out of that place and take out the two fucking midgets as well. The world would instantly be a better place....

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 19:51
  • There is nothing remotely attractive, appetising, sexy about her flat small arse. There is only so much lipposuction you can do without looking shit- put it away love, you look horrid.
    Oh remove those tat eyelashes too, they make you look sooooo gross.
    Has this wowan got a stylist? a make up artist?

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:09
  • clearly you are not a fashionista.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:06
  • Why does Jordan have a BELT on her knickers? Is it because her horrid sweaty saggy lady-bits are too much for the normal gusset to handle? Jesus. Next thing; she'll be wearing braces on her pants. What a total dickhead.

    tescopop Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:46
  • 'I'm a Has-Been... Humiliate Me for Cash and Publicity'

    BustySinclair Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:18
  • nice laundry basket, phwoar.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:41
  • nice laundry basket, phwoar.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:41
  • 'I'm a Has-Been... Humiliate Me for Cash and Publicity'

    BustySinclair Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:18
  • Why does Jordan have a BELT on her knickers? Is it because her horrid sweaty saggy lady-bits are too much for the normal gusset to handle? Jesus. Next thing; she'll be wearing braces on her pants. What a total dickhead.

    tescopop Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:46
  • clearly you are not a fashionista.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:06
  • There is nothing remotely attractive, appetising, sexy about her flat small arse. There is only so much lipposuction you can do without looking shit- put it away love, you look horrid.
    Oh remove those tat eyelashes too, they make you look sooooo gross.
    Has this wowan got a stylist? a make up artist?

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:09
  • I'd fucking shell the shit out of that place and take out the two fucking midgets as well. The world would instantly be a better place....

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 19:51
  • Fucking right on , what a bunch of cunts

    carbon cowboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:23
  • Yeah I reckon Sam could do it. She looks alright as well. That's why it pays not to have kids, kids. And so does Katie Price without all that bloody slap. And no, I haven't been sniffing the empty deoderant can. She looks better without all that greasepaint stuck to her face.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 00:34

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