I'm A Celebrity 2010: Actual final lineup revealed by show's producers, 100% legit

10I'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant I'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Sheryl GascoigneadvertI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Stacey SolomonI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Kayla CollinsI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Linford ChristieI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Lembit OpikadvertI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Aggro SantosI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Britt EklandI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Gillian McKeith

I'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Shaun RyderI'm a Celebrity 2010 contestant Shaun Ryder

It's the final one, we promise
Wed, 10/11/2010 - 16:21 by John Hill

Well, we've all been taken for a couple of chooks these last few days as rumours flew around about exactly who had made it into the Jungle of Cruel and Unusual Celebrities. Liz Cundy was a no, Gail Porter was a no, Louie Spence was a no. Why would they keep toying with everyone's emotions like that?

 

Sweet, sweet ratings, that's why.

Anyway, here's the list we put up yesterday, with those who aren't going in, that we previously said were, crossed out. It should be simple enough, although if there are any questions simply put them in the comments and we will try our best to post something equally as offensive in reply...

 

I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE 2010 CONTESTANTS, FINAL LIST

 

Nigel Havers

Gail Porter

Shaun Ryder

Britt Ekland

Linford Christie

Alison Hammond

Gillian McKeith

Lembit Opik

Stacey Solomon

Dom Joly

Sheryl Gascoigne

Aggro Santos

Kayla Collins

 

Hope that clears things up. 

Aggro Santos, Alison Hammond, Britt Ekland, Dom Joly, Gail Porter, Gillian McKeith, Lembit Opik, Linford Christie, Nigel Havers, Shaun Ryder, Sheryl Gascoigne, Stacey Solomon

Comments

  • "Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith".

    Thanks to Ben Goldacre, who is a smartarse twat, but does have the odd funny line.

    fuckwit Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:11

  • so basically, the usual lineup of hasbeens and fame hungry whores then (that'd be the playboy model Kayla Collins).
    Nigel Havers - NO EXCUSE!
    Gail Porter - HAS SOME FUCKING DIGNITY (rare in celebland).
    Britt Eckland - WELL, PENSION FUNDS HAVEN'T BEEN DOING SO WELL OF LATE, BUT I'M A ZELEB? REALLY? (clinical desperation)

    As for watching this shite, I'll have the acupuncture needles at the ready to insert into my eyeballs should the remote manage to not flick through fast enough.

    Cunts.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 11/11/2010 - 05:24

  • I'm looking forwad to seeing how many types of jungle plant he'll try to smoke.

    dandyboy Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:58

  • Stacy Solomon - not a celebrity - never was
    Sheryl Gascoigne - not a celebrity - not even married to a celebrity
    Aggro Santos - not a celebrity - who?
    Kayla Collins - not a celebrity - who?

    boysie Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:57

  • So no Dom Joly then? Good. For a minute I thought the world was losing its mind. True, he's only got the one gag but as the comedy version of Joaquin Phoenix
    (they're both Scorpios and don't ask me how I know that) I thought his inner cynicism would have prevented him from entering the jungle. Glad to know my radar is still on track (taps nose).

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:38

  • Is anyone else already squirming at the thought of Mr Ryder doing this?

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/11/2010 - 16:29

  • I was hoping Dom Joly was going to dress up as a giant squirrel and then get eaten by the others.

    dandyboy Wed, 10/11/2010 - 16:27

  • I was hoping Dom Joly was going to dress up as a giant squirrel and then get eaten by the others.

    dandyboy Wed, 10/11/2010 - 16:27

  • Is anyone else already squirming at the thought of Mr Ryder doing this?

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/11/2010 - 16:29

  • So no Dom Joly then? Good. For a minute I thought the world was losing its mind. True, he's only got the one gag but as the comedy version of Joaquin Phoenix
    (they're both Scorpios and don't ask me how I know that) I thought his inner cynicism would have prevented him from entering the jungle. Glad to know my radar is still on track (taps nose).

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:38

  • Stacy Solomon - not a celebrity - never was
    Sheryl Gascoigne - not a celebrity - not even married to a celebrity
    Aggro Santos - not a celebrity - who?
    Kayla Collins - not a celebrity - who?

    boysie Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:57

  • I'm looking forwad to seeing how many types of jungle plant he'll try to smoke.

    dandyboy Wed, 10/11/2010 - 18:58

  • so basically, the usual lineup of hasbeens and fame hungry whores then (that'd be the playboy model Kayla Collins).
    Nigel Havers - NO EXCUSE!
    Gail Porter - HAS SOME FUCKING DIGNITY (rare in celebland).
    Britt Eckland - WELL, PENSION FUNDS HAVEN'T BEEN DOING SO WELL OF LATE, BUT I'M A ZELEB? REALLY? (clinical desperation)

    As for watching this shite, I'll have the acupuncture needles at the ready to insert into my eyeballs should the remote manage to not flick through fast enough.

    Cunts.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 11/11/2010 - 05:24

  • "Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith".

    Thanks to Ben Goldacre, who is a smartarse twat, but does have the odd funny line.

    fuckwit Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:11

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