Poor old Gail Porter, she's only just finished growing all her bonce fluff back when they stick a massive picture of her up on the side of parliament. As soon as that blows over they try and ship her off to Oz so she can spend her days eating crocodile penises, drinking kangaroo piss and watching some unknown rapper trying to get Britt Ekland pregnant. Mind you all, it still seems preferable to spending time talking about flat screen TVs with Jason Bradbury.

Anyway, the rumours floating around are that Gail apparently wasn't allowed in (rather than simply decided no money in the world was enough to spend weeks watching Shaun Ryder try to finish a sentence) because she failed one of the show's many psych tests, no idea which one, or what she failed on. Probably something to do with the hippocratic oath, although tabloid journalists and doctors are pretty much the same thing. We both deal with Katie Price's baby maker on a regular basis (*boom boom*) 

Shame though, there's now absolutely no-one we want to see washing themselves under Atkinson Falls. Urgh.

SEXY UPDATE:

Gail's agent has been on the phone and informed us that Gail had to pull out of the show due to other work commitments rather than being a nutcase. Happy to clarify mate, plus - you must be the best agent in the world! Those jobs must be worth a bloody fortune for you both to pull out of a huge show both in terms of profile and fee! Well done everyone!