Oh Fuq!
Sun, 14/11/2010 - 11:32 by

Ever since she was given the job as Xtra Factor host, we've been desperately searching for a good reason for Konnie Huq to get the sack and disappear off our screens forever. And we think we've finally found one. During last night's show, she accidentally let slip that Jedward were heading into the jungle to join Shaun Ryder and co on I'm A Celeb. We don't know what's worse: the extent of Konnie's mistake, or the content of Konnie's mistake?

Definitely the fucking content.

 

Having watched them single-handedly destroy Never Mind The Buzzcocks last week, we're now going to have to watch them single-handedly destroy I'm A Celeb. Possibly even the entire Australian outback.

 

One day very soon Jedward will destroy the world.

 

Huq's slip of the tongue last night came as she was delivering a side-splitting joke about how Aiden's fringe was starting to to rival the tedious twins'. Having proposed the, once again, hilarious prospect of a 'measure off' between the three, she let the secret slip, commenting that it could only take place...

 

"IF THEY WEREN'T IN THE JUNGLE!"

We suggest you give up on broadcasting now, Konnie. For the good of your career. And the good of our sanity.

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    yogithebear Tue, 16/11/2010 - 17:44
  • Konnie is lovely , not sure what your problem is

    grange Tue, 16/11/2010 - 13:59
  • Oh yeah sorry 'yogithebear'? and that's not fucking sad either? Tit.

    annajay Mon, 15/11/2010 - 19:19
  • Jedward fan, eh? That's not really fucking sad at all.

    yogithebear Mon, 15/11/2010 - 17:03
  • Great news.

    MikeBB2 Mon, 15/11/2010 - 13:34
  • They're not going into the jungle anyway because they're in the middle of their UK tour.

    annajay Sun, 14/11/2010 - 17:01
  • Male rape - for when a good kicking simply isn't enough

    jiggerycock Sun, 14/11/2010 - 14:15
  • Male rape - for when a good kicking simply isn't enough

    jiggerycock Sun, 14/11/2010 - 14:15
  • They're not going into the jungle anyway because they're in the middle of their UK tour.

    annajay Sun, 14/11/2010 - 17:01
  • Great news.

    MikeBB2 Mon, 15/11/2010 - 13:34
  • Jedward fan, eh? That's not really fucking sad at all.

    yogithebear Mon, 15/11/2010 - 17:03
  • Oh yeah sorry 'yogithebear'? and that's not fucking sad either? Tit.

    annajay Mon, 15/11/2010 - 19:19
  • Konnie is lovely , not sure what your problem is

    grange Tue, 16/11/2010 - 13:59
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    yogithebear Tue, 16/11/2010 - 17:44

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