Peter Andre could be going back on I'm a celebrity too
End of days
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:39 by Mr. HMCould Peter Andre be set to join his ex-wife in the jungle? yes, it sounds far-fetched but a couple of things today have made us a bit suspicious.
Firstly, his ITV2 show has finished just in time for the start of the series.
Secondly, other engagements are suddenly being cancelled:
"Hi all,
VH1 have a change to their schedule.
Peter Andre’s Christmas Party will be replaced by JLS’ Christmas Party on Saturday 21 November from 3pm on VH1. Information below: blah blah"
Obviously this is probably just us putting 2 and 2 together and getting 7, but wouldn't it just be the most amazing/horrible thing ever? I really don't want to believe that either Katie, Peter or OTV would stoop so low as to spend the past few months crying rape, abortion, tranny boyfriend and then go into a jungle and make friends over a bowl of kangaroo cock.
But... stranger things have happened haven't they?
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She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking
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I hope they all get fucking Ebola. Now, that's live telly I'd pay fucking good money for...
*pulls up chair, opens popcorn*
He needs to bring back the curtains, the open lime green shirts and the 8 pack. Now, now or now.
Is it too much to hope that if the talentless cunt goes to Australia he'll fucking stay there this time?
Orange version of Usher, surely?
Ha! Well..most of us arrived here to chuck bricks at the collective pondlife. Not to keep abreast of their diaries.
Picture 11 - what an absolute ghastly outfit. Only Peter Andre could wear something just wrong like that.
errr, pose like a penis? he IS a penis. He's tacky as fuck, with the pumped pecs open shirt look, the leather bed and the white suit. The white version of Usher.
i checked his twitter page to see if the story was true. you read trashy celebrity gossip websites. pot and kettle...
Sounds highly plausible. It would be a whole other take on the programme - putting together people who actively hate each other and/or have a history before they go into the jungle.
Because he's a self-obsessed nob-head whose 'not as bad as the ex-missus' getout is begining to wear mighty thin.
A white suit and a white car? Andre man, nooooooooooo! He's making the same mistakes all over again. He's not daft so why carry on and pose off like a penis?
And imagine the headlines if someone were to "magically" bash their fucking heads together...
Hmmm could it be the master plan people talked about when they divorced is in full effect? Do I smell reconciliation? Imagine the headlines if the jungle were to "magically" bring them back together.
Bush tucker? more like Bush Fucker.....
sad twat?
You actually follow Peter Andre on Twitter?
We're culturally dead.
To answer your question, stranger things have not happened but stick around for 5 minutes and they will - hang on, Lady Gaga's just put his cock in the toaster. See what I mean?
Perhaps, but it wouldn't be the first time a celebrity has denied something then done the complete opposite would it?
They twitter this morning now?
he said on twitter this morning that he's looking after their kids for a month, so i doubt it. research?
as a diminutive sort of chap, one would have thought a smart car would have been more suitable for andre in the shoot above.
as a diminutive sort of chap, one would have thought a smart car would have been more suitable for andre in the shoot above.
he said on twitter this morning that he's looking after their kids for a month, so i doubt it. research?
They twitter this morning now?
Perhaps, but it wouldn't be the first time a celebrity has denied something then done the complete opposite would it?
To answer your question, stranger things have not happened but stick around for 5 minutes and they will - hang on, Lady Gaga's just put his cock in the toaster. See what I mean?
You actually follow Peter Andre on Twitter?
We're culturally dead.
sad twat?
Bush tucker? more like Bush Fucker.....
Hmmm could it be the master plan people talked about when they divorced is in full effect? Do I smell reconciliation? Imagine the headlines if the jungle were to "magically" bring them back together.
And imagine the headlines if someone were to "magically" bash their fucking heads together...
A white suit and a white car? Andre man, nooooooooooo! He's making the same mistakes all over again. He's not daft so why carry on and pose off like a penis?
Because he's a self-obsessed nob-head whose 'not as bad as the ex-missus' getout is begining to wear mighty thin.
Sounds highly plausible. It would be a whole other take on the programme - putting together people who actively hate each other and/or have a history before they go into the jungle.
i checked his twitter page to see if the story was true. you read trashy celebrity gossip websites. pot and kettle...
errr, pose like a penis? he IS a penis. He's tacky as fuck, with the pumped pecs open shirt look, the leather bed and the white suit. The white version of Usher.
Picture 11 - what an absolute ghastly outfit. Only Peter Andre could wear something just wrong like that.
Ha! Well..most of us arrived here to chuck bricks at the collective pondlife. Not to keep abreast of their diaries.
Orange version of Usher, surely?
Is it too much to hope that if the talentless cunt goes to Australia he'll fucking stay there this time?
He needs to bring back the curtains, the open lime green shirts and the 8 pack. Now, now or now.
I hope they all get fucking Ebola. Now, that's live telly I'd pay fucking good money for...
*pulls up chair, opens popcorn*
She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking
Gucci Sunglasses