End of days
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:39 by Mr. HM

Could Peter Andre be set to join his ex-wife in the jungle? yes, it sounds far-fetched but a couple of things today have made us a bit suspicious.

Firstly, his ITV2 show has finished just in time for the start of the series.

Secondly, other engagements are suddenly being cancelled:

"Hi all,

VH1 have a change to their schedule. 

Peter Andre’s Christmas Party will be replaced by JLS’ Christmas Party on Saturday 21 November from 3pm on VH1.  Information below: blah blah"

Obviously this is probably just us putting 2 and 2 together and getting 7, but wouldn't it just be the most amazing/horrible thing ever? I really don't want to believe that either Katie, Peter or OTV would stoop so low as to spend the past few months crying rape, abortion, tranny boyfriend and then go into a jungle and make friends  over a bowl of kangaroo cock.

But... stranger things have happened haven't they?

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:26
  • I hope they all get fucking Ebola. Now, that's live telly I'd pay fucking good money for...

    *pulls up chair, opens popcorn*

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:52
  • He needs to bring back the curtains, the open lime green shirts and the 8 pack. Now, now or now.

    littlelola Wed, 11/11/2009 - 20:54
  • Is it too much to hope that if the talentless cunt goes to Australia he'll fucking stay there this time?

    jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:08
  • Orange version of Usher, surely?

    jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Ha! Well..most of us arrived here to chuck bricks at the collective pondlife. Not to keep abreast of their diaries.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:47
  • Picture 11 - what an absolute ghastly outfit. Only Peter Andre could wear something just wrong like that.

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:45
  • errr, pose like a penis? he IS a penis. He's tacky as fuck, with the pumped pecs open shirt look, the leather bed and the white suit. The white version of Usher.

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:42
  • i checked his twitter page to see if the story was true. you read trashy celebrity gossip websites. pot and kettle...

    fannyman Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:28
  • Sounds highly plausible. It would be a whole other take on the programme - putting together people who actively hate each other and/or have a history before they go into the jungle.

    dolzer Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:49
  • Because he's a self-obsessed nob-head whose 'not as bad as the ex-missus' getout is begining to wear mighty thin.

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:08
  • A white suit and a white car? Andre man, nooooooooooo! He's making the same mistakes all over again. He's not daft so why carry on and pose off like a penis?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:49
  • And imagine the headlines if someone were to "magically" bash their fucking heads together...

    pandakiller Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:02
  • Hmmm could it be the master plan people talked about when they divorced is in full effect? Do I smell reconciliation? Imagine the headlines if the jungle were to "magically" bring them back together.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:15
  • Bush tucker? more like Bush Fucker.....

    slug Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:38
  • sad twat?

    FabioCockrockington Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:23
  • You actually follow Peter Andre on Twitter?
    We're culturally dead.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:03
  • To answer your question, stranger things have not happened but stick around for 5 minutes and they will - hang on, Lady Gaga's just put his cock in the toaster. See what I mean?

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:59
  • Perhaps, but it wouldn't be the first time a celebrity has denied something then done the complete opposite would it?

    Mr. HM Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:57
  • They twitter this morning now?

    themonkey Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:54
  • he said on twitter this morning that he's looking after their kids for a month, so i doubt it. research?

    fannyman Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:51
  • as a diminutive sort of chap, one would have thought a smart car would have been more suitable for andre in the shoot above.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:50
  • as a diminutive sort of chap, one would have thought a smart car would have been more suitable for andre in the shoot above.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:50
  • he said on twitter this morning that he's looking after their kids for a month, so i doubt it. research?

    fannyman Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:51
  • They twitter this morning now?

    themonkey Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:54
  • Perhaps, but it wouldn't be the first time a celebrity has denied something then done the complete opposite would it?

    Mr. HM Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:57
  • To answer your question, stranger things have not happened but stick around for 5 minutes and they will - hang on, Lady Gaga's just put his cock in the toaster. See what I mean?

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:59
  • You actually follow Peter Andre on Twitter?
    We're culturally dead.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:03
  • sad twat?

    FabioCockrockington Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:23
  • Bush tucker? more like Bush Fucker.....

    slug Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:38
  • Hmmm could it be the master plan people talked about when they divorced is in full effect? Do I smell reconciliation? Imagine the headlines if the jungle were to "magically" bring them back together.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:15
  • And imagine the headlines if someone were to "magically" bash their fucking heads together...

    pandakiller Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:02
  • A white suit and a white car? Andre man, nooooooooooo! He's making the same mistakes all over again. He's not daft so why carry on and pose off like a penis?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:49
  • Because he's a self-obsessed nob-head whose 'not as bad as the ex-missus' getout is begining to wear mighty thin.

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:08
  • Sounds highly plausible. It would be a whole other take on the programme - putting together people who actively hate each other and/or have a history before they go into the jungle.

    dolzer Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:49
  • i checked his twitter page to see if the story was true. you read trashy celebrity gossip websites. pot and kettle...

    fannyman Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:28
  • errr, pose like a penis? he IS a penis. He's tacky as fuck, with the pumped pecs open shirt look, the leather bed and the white suit. The white version of Usher.

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:42
  • Picture 11 - what an absolute ghastly outfit. Only Peter Andre could wear something just wrong like that.

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:45
  • Ha! Well..most of us arrived here to chuck bricks at the collective pondlife. Not to keep abreast of their diaries.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:47
  • Orange version of Usher, surely?

    jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Is it too much to hope that if the talentless cunt goes to Australia he'll fucking stay there this time?

    jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:08
  • He needs to bring back the curtains, the open lime green shirts and the 8 pack. Now, now or now.

    littlelola Wed, 11/11/2009 - 20:54
  • I hope they all get fucking Ebola. Now, that's live telly I'd pay fucking good money for...

    *pulls up chair, opens popcorn*

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:52
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking
    Gucci Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:26

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