£350,000 Price
Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:05 by Harry Bow

Despite being snapped apparently taking both her sons to hospital in the past week, Katie Price is checking-in at Heathrow as we write this.

Terminal 5 for Australia, could it be? 

It looks like the rumours about round two of Jordan in the jungle WERE right; these pics show her arriving at Heathrow this very afternoon (just in time for the show's launch on Sunday).

No sign of any of the other rumoured celebs in the background, although some of them are so obscure we don't know what they look like anyway.

Thankfully for the viewing public, Price isn't accompanied by Alex Reid, although we imagine the show would save him for the finale's most gruesome Bushtucker Trial anyway. There will be hungry mouths that night.

  • I'll pay fucking good money to ensure that this fucking jet does an Air India and hit the fucking Pacific. Making sure everyone else gets off ok, of course...

    Loved the bit about the parenting skills - but then this orange cunt has always been a protege of the Magda Goebbels and Karen Matthews school of motherhood

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:34
  • Jesus, someone crayon in a beard on those pictures and she looks like Sebastien Chabal!

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:44
  • That's odd. She normally flies with Netjets.

    Either her Gold Pass has expired or she really is headed for Oz.

    Which would be another example of her fine mothering skills, what with Harvey being ill in hospital and all.

    pandakiller Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:30
  • yes they will. they like a ruck, the gypsies.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:23
  • Those gypsies will fight themselves. That's the point.

    dennisnilsen Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:20
  • Is it too much to hope for a 'Lost'-style plane disappearance so she fucks off out of our lives forever?

    Speedy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:20
  • I hope Alex Reid isn't going, those gypsies won't fight themselves.

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:13
  • I hope Alex Reid isn't going, those gypsies won't fight themselves.

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:13
  • Is it too much to hope for a 'Lost'-style plane disappearance so she fucks off out of our lives forever?

    Speedy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:20
  • Those gypsies will fight themselves. That's the point.

    dennisnilsen Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:20
  • yes they will. they like a ruck, the gypsies.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:23
  • That's odd. She normally flies with Netjets.

    Either her Gold Pass has expired or she really is headed for Oz.

    Which would be another example of her fine mothering skills, what with Harvey being ill in hospital and all.

    pandakiller Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:30
  • Jesus, someone crayon in a beard on those pictures and she looks like Sebastien Chabal!

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:44
  • I'll pay fucking good money to ensure that this fucking jet does an Air India and hit the fucking Pacific. Making sure everyone else gets off ok, of course...

    Loved the bit about the parenting skills - but then this orange cunt has always been a protege of the Magda Goebbels and Karen Matthews school of motherhood

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:34

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