She had threatened to leave for days, and when she found she was nominated for the SEVENTH time, she marched straight over to the production phone thing and demanded to be let out.
It's difficult to know what she expected really. Did she think the public actually liked her? She was nominated time and time again purely because the people of Britain wanted to subject her to the same kind of incessant misery that she has put us all through the past year.
She says she went into the jungle for closure, but we all saw that for the bullshit publicity stunt it really was. She thought that by going back into the jungle and acting all terrified and stupid, we would find it endearing and welcome her back into our collective bosom. Wrong - all that happened was that viewers were left confused. Was this really the same woman who went into the jungle six years ago and pissed through all the trials at the drop of a hat? Yes, yes it was - so up yours Katie.
The only saving grace is the mental image of Alex Reid running off a plane desperately trying to get to the studio in time, throwing on his wedding dress in the back of cab, tears ruining his mascara as he mumbles "always the fucking bridesmaid" to himself.
Good riddance to bad rubbish - you tried to play the public and they played you right back.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Katie Price pays damages to former manager she accused of sleeping with Peter Andre
Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Katie Price claims she's friends with Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham denies it
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (31)
The best part is that the jug eared orange wingnut won't be getting his crumpled face on TV.
Except now there appears to be a spare place going on this crock of shit. . . . . . .
Send me in there with a vial of arsenic.
Oh nnnno - this now means endless magazines front pages of the two cretins with all sort of titles about their undying love and all that piss..... why can't these two disappear from the surface of the earth???
And what does that say about the frigid old spinsters who edit those magazines?
And what are these editors saying about their readers? The whole thing's a pile of cock.
Left viewers 'confused'? I'm not confused, i don't watch this barrel of shite and i still hate the venomous, skanky cunt.
her boatrace looks a bit of a state sans make-up. maybe she is human.
With or without she's fucking hideous.
Dear HM
In all seriousness (a phrase I never expected to use in here) that article is one of the most cogent pieces of journalism I've read on this subject.
Drop the cursing and see if The Times will publish it.You might make a few more £'s. It beats having to flog your pages to Sky for their shitty ads, in order to keep you knee-deep in gin and hookers
It's taken her this long to realise that everyone hates her? Jesus, maybe she really is as fucking stupid as she looks. I await with bated breath the next explosion of literary brilliance that will be the next chapter of her autobiography. After all it's been at least 30 minutes since the last one.....
Why can't she just shut up and fuck off