Ah the "Team Price" PR waggon roles into town, I particularly like the quote

"Most of this anger vented at Katie Price is from Andre fans, we all know that, they are incredibly jealous of her, because they want to mother him and to be his "mysterious girl" the sad, sad old tarts."

No most of this anger is vented at her because she is a vile, venomous cunt who would sell pictures of her rotting grandmothers corpse if she thought it would get her a few extra column inches.

She went into the jungle because she knew she was losing the PR war with her equally vacuous ex-husband and she thought it would be a good way to get the public back on side "Awww look she's just a normal person like the rest of us innit" when she realised this had failed (i.e. people just kept voting for shit things to happen to her) she chucked that in saying that she missed her kids....really ?? because I'm willing to bet that if she hadn't kept getting voted to do trials then she wouldn't give a flying fuck about her kids, if she was that bothered she wouldn't have knacked off halfway round the world to appear on a fucking reality TV show whilst her kids struggle to understand why Mummy & Daddy aren't together anymore.

Also to expect that the public would be suckered into her "this a new me" stunt by the fact that she has ditched the cross-dressing, rape dvd filming, cage-fighting, jug-eared, fame hungry wanker that she tried playing happy families with just shows that she honestly thinks that we are all as fucking stupid as her.

All the money & fame in the world will not make you a nice person as years & years of Miss Price's abominable behaviour have demonstrated.

Try and spin that to look good you daft cunt

Kisses x x x

Show me pictures and I'll be the judge of that

Funny as fuck, the pounded faced twatsack.

LOL, she's dumped Alex Reid live on air.

He's "devastated".

:D LOLOLOL!!

Fuck it, she fucking tried to get a sympathy vote and she's now bottled the gig. Wouldn't it be funny if they said "No, Price, you orange cunt, you can't have your fee for pulling out, now fuck off and take the tranny back with you"

"I have no wish to see neither of these goons on my TV"

This Horrific use of the double negative is the most distressing thing in Scone's monologue. .

'she ain't killed NO ONE' come on cosmotopper, get it right!!

What a pity you can't type an accent though....

ha ha ha ha this is a spoof right?

I, seen George Best on Terry Wogan, and I thought that's it George, your love affair with the public has just finished. I feel that's it for Jordan too! Not in the same league, I know. George was a genius with a ball, but that fuckin horror bag, couldn't even manage a kangeroo's

Sssh folks. Don't tell anyone but I think Scone might be Katie's mum. Everyone act normal (rolls eyes and starts to whistle in the Disney fashion)

Is the crime of the century as bad as killing someone? This is getting confusing.

Well what exactly has she done to warrant such animosity? She got dumped by Peter Andre and then went a bit wild abroad, wow, big deal. It's hardly the crime of the century is it?

'She ain't killed anyone'! This is the new line drawn in the sand these days. 'Just so long as you don't kill someone, luv!' Great standards.

No doubt some Glenda Slaggs in the media will suddenly decide it's actually all the fault of the pesky public. But unlike plenty of genuinely smart women, who are canny enough to adapt and reinvent themselves to keep going, the best Ms Price can do is...repeat the gig she did several years ago! Well done! A one-dimensional fame vampire meets a one-dimensional end. Apt. Very apt.

And what does that say about the frigid old spinsters who edit those magazines?
And what are these editors saying about their readers? The whole thing's a pile of cock.

I find this whole saga, ridiculous. So what is Katie guilty of? Her husband left her, so she sodded off on holiday to have a bit of a wild time, while he milked the housewives votes, "Oh int he luvvly, look he's crying look"

None of us know what went on in that marriage 24/7 and I would personally find Andre rather annoying to live with, especially with his shite music and the fact that he looks like Anthony Womble Thompson, couple with the fact that he made the most annoying video ever, greasing about in a swimming pool, singing some shite song.

Katie Price is nowhere near as annoying as Jade Goody, but that woman was let off of everything she has ever done, why? Because she died of cancer, if she was still alive she would still be hated.

While Katie was in the jungle, bent nose (no not the current boyfriend, the ex husband) was in some shite magazine saying that Katie only went into the jungle to hurt him, he stoked up all the fat housewives (his fans) to vote for her, sadly what Andre doesn't realise is that one day, these housewives will turn on him too, because they always do.

Most of this anger vented at Katie Price is from Andre fans, we all know that, they are incredibly jealous of her, because they want to mother him and to be his "mysterious girl" the sad, sad old tarts.

So in short, give her a break, she ain't killed no one, in my opinion she just makes a poor choice in men, usually crap singers, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre, Gareth Gates.. Yes, she is dating this really horrible looking bloke who cage fights, his face is made of rubber and he makes an ugly looking woman, thank God we won't have to see him on TV, oh but I could be wrong, I heard the idiot was going to be in Celeb Big Brother, so we aren't free.

Alex Reid is a nobody just like Mark Croft, I have no wish to see neither of these goons on my TV, even if it is just a glimpse as I am flicking through the channels.

Someone as effortlessly witty as moi !

She's as fake as my sisters tits!

See you later cunty chops, shame you didn't get bitten by something venomous & deadly......oh well let's keep our fingers crossed for a plane crash x

your mama.

what manner of underclass watch this rubbish ?

It's taken her this long to realise that everyone hates her? Jesus, maybe she really is as fucking stupid as she looks. I await with bated breath the next explosion of literary brilliance that will be the next chapter of her autobiography. After all it's been at least 30 minutes since the last one.....

Why can't she just shut up and fuck off

Dear HM

In all seriousness (a phrase I never expected to use in here) that article is one of the most cogent pieces of journalism I've read on this subject.

Drop the cursing and see if The Times will publish it.You might make a few more £'s. It beats having to flog your pages to Sky for their shitty ads, in order to keep you knee-deep in gin and hookers

Send me in there with a vial of arsenic.

With or without she's fucking hideous.

her boatrace looks a bit of a state sans make-up. maybe she is human.

Left viewers 'confused'? I'm not confused, i don't watch this barrel of shite and i still hate the venomous, skanky cunt.

Oh nnnno - this now means endless magazines front pages of the two cretins with all sort of titles about their undying love and all that piss..... why can't these two disappear from the surface of the earth???

Except now there appears to be a spare place going on this crock of shit. . . . . . .