I'm a Celebrity line-up announced?

Mitch Winehouse with sidekick daughter

No celebs linked to 'i'm a celebrity' shocker

Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:42 by Metrosexual

Is this the new face of I'm A Celebrity?

No, not Amy Winehouse, her limelight loving dad, taxi-driver Mitch!

This is all probably absolute bollocks but it's so grim it may be true! But 'reports' (i.e. a load of crap in some tabloid) suggest that Mitch Winehouse is going to appear on the new series of I'm A Celebrity! We're sure he'd enjoy a rest from his hectic duties of sticking his nose into mad Amy's business...and judging by the caliber of previous 'celebs' (er, Brian Paddick?!) there's no reason to think this suggestion is impossible...

Other names in the hat include:

Brian McFadden (skint ex-husband of crazy Kerry Katona)

Brian Blessed (mad shouty actor)

Tito and LaToya Jackson (she's probably free now after her exciting milkshake launch the other week)

Samantha Fox (page three 'legend' turned lesbian)

and

Jimmy White (played snooker).

Good grief. What a shower. There are a couple of vacancies here though. Who is to be the kindly middle aged mumsy figure (clue: entire cast of Loose Women could qualify) and they'd need a dimwit ex popstar girl to have a shower in a bikini. Alesha! She's probably going to be looking for work in a few weeks when she finally get the elbow from Strictly Come Dancing...

If that wasn't excitement enough brace yourself for Celebrity Big Brother - producers have approached Lindsay Lohan to bring her special brand of madness to the show. She's not got much else on. If this comes off it'll be the celebrity reality show coup of the season! A month of fanny-flashing, halfbaked lesbianism and saucy-posing with knives lies ahead. Hooray!

Amy Winehouse pictures, Brian McFadden, Mitch Winehouse, Samantha Fox

Comments

Mitch "the cunting" Snitch strikes again- i bet he is looking forward to his daughters demise because that book he is writing about her will look sooo good on the nations coffee table.........
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 10:50
I'd like to see Jimi Saville doing one, and dying the most undignified death ever on live TV.

Maybe Roy Chubby Brown too. And Dawn French. Forced starvation.

We've all seen the celebs doing their shit, ever since "It's A Knockout" back in the seventies, times have changed, now it's time to transmit their final moments on national TV by arranging their deaths in a humorous yet thought-provoking way, so we can all say we were watching a sociological experiment as opposed to thrusting the thumbs down toward the remaining players left in the bloody arena like the feral drunken Italian beasts we are largely descended from.
pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 00:19
I want to see Nick Griffin on it. For his bushtucker trials, just give him a chicken phall, sit back, and observe.
retrovertigo Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:24
People people. I'm a Celeb is a car crash no doubt and that's why it's so watchable. Let's see who needs the money this year. Kerry Katona perhaps? She'd be good. Or what about (hugs knees!) Frank Bruno? And if he gets off (so to speak) Jack Tweed. Hoh yes! I always said he was an anal twat. Turns out I was right.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:16
Steady on old boy. I'm a fan of Mr Moly. Where else can you have a laugh that's free (apart from trying to sniff your genitals) so calm down. Putting a gossip site ain't as easy as it looks. You might want to try it sometime.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:11
That has got to be the most desperate line up of the biggest shower of shit ever.

Just emphasises the fact I will not be going anywhere near this fucking abortion
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:37
"This is all probably absolute bollocks"..
FIN
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:13
I'm a Jay Wynne fan myself. He always gets lumbered with the 12:30 am Sunday morning forecast. Poor Jay *sad face*
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:12
By the way HolyMoly,
HOW MANY FOOKIN PICS OF THE GUY DO WE NEED TO KNOW WHO HE IS???

ISNT ONE IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!
sweeney Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:40
Look, if Struttin' Rob McElwee isn't in the lineup, then I'm not watching!

....oh, or 'Dan' (?) that wierd looking weatherguy who throws those kerayzeeee mime shapes and puts the shits up people.
jiggerycock Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:34
Why wasnt this in the daily mail out instead of the shit you sent out?? At least its more interesting than:
slappers at the races??
Rihanna in vamp makeup??
Heaton judges Miss Ireland??
Megan Fox??

Where are the real stories????
sweeney Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:31
Sort your daughter out, you fat muppet.
pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:24

Sort your daughter out, you fat muppet.
pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:24
Why wasnt this in the daily mail out instead of the shit you sent out?? At least its more interesting than:
slappers at the races??
Rihanna in vamp makeup??
Heaton judges Miss Ireland??
Megan Fox??

Where are the real stories????
sweeney Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:31
Look, if Struttin' Rob McElwee isn't in the lineup, then I'm not watching!

....oh, or 'Dan' (?) that wierd looking weatherguy who throws those kerayzeeee mime shapes and puts the shits up people.
jiggerycock Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:34
By the way HolyMoly,
HOW MANY FOOKIN PICS OF THE GUY DO WE NEED TO KNOW WHO HE IS???

ISNT ONE IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!
sweeney Mon, 28/09/2009 - 15:40
I'm a Jay Wynne fan myself. He always gets lumbered with the 12:30 am Sunday morning forecast. Poor Jay *sad face*
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:12
"This is all probably absolute bollocks"..
FIN
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:13
That has got to be the most desperate line up of the biggest shower of shit ever.

Just emphasises the fact I will not be going anywhere near this fucking abortion
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:37
Steady on old boy. I'm a fan of Mr Moly. Where else can you have a laugh that's free (apart from trying to sniff your genitals) so calm down. Putting a gossip site ain't as easy as it looks. You might want to try it sometime.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:11
People people. I'm a Celeb is a car crash no doubt and that's why it's so watchable. Let's see who needs the money this year. Kerry Katona perhaps? She'd be good. Or what about (hugs knees!) Frank Bruno? And if he gets off (so to speak) Jack Tweed. Hoh yes! I always said he was an anal twat. Turns out I was right.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:16
I want to see Nick Griffin on it. For his bushtucker trials, just give him a chicken phall, sit back, and observe.
retrovertigo Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:24
I'd like to see Jimi Saville doing one, and dying the most undignified death ever on live TV.

Maybe Roy Chubby Brown too. And Dawn French. Forced starvation.

We've all seen the celebs doing their shit, ever since "It's A Knockout" back in the seventies, times have changed, now it's time to transmit their final moments on national TV by arranging their deaths in a humorous yet thought-provoking way, so we can all say we were watching a sociological experiment as opposed to thrusting the thumbs down toward the remaining players left in the bloody arena like the feral drunken Italian beasts we are largely descended from.
pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 00:19
Mitch "the cunting" Snitch strikes again- i bet he is looking forward to his daughters demise because that book he is writing about her will look sooo good on the nations coffee table.........
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 10:50