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Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:44 by HM writer

As Katie Price tops up on her botox in LA on her way back to the jungle for 'I'm a Celebrity...', it's being reported that she will turn up a week later than the other contestants and get paid five times as much. And with news that Peter Andre may be going back on the ITV1 show, they may as well rename it 'What Katie Did Next' or 'Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter'. Oh, wait a minute...

Price is set to get paid a whopping £350,000, compared to the estimated £60,000 that the other contestants have accepted.

A source said:

"This really is taking the Mick. We were pushing for more cash but we were told things were tight this year. Now we know why. If ITV are looking for trouble in the jungle, they will certainly get it once she turns up."

So, let us review the line-up in full*:

How clean is your jungle? - Kim Woodburn

Sam Fox

Victor Meldrew

Camilla Dallerup

Sharon Osbourne

Tanya MacIntosh

Sabrina Washinton

Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan

Andy Crane

Barbara Windsor

Peter Andre?

Jimmy White

Sonya

Jack Tweed

Matt Edmondson

And Katie Price...

 

*Some of these may be just our wishful thinking though...

 

  • Price is going a week late - probably having her minge shaved. After all, you don't want to see Justin and Colin eating it in the bush tucker challenge; or do you?

    Fat Mick Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:01
  • I'm hoping there's going to be a live punching of Price this time. The rest of them, the crew and those annoying cunts Dent and Hack.All sticking the fucking welly in

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:48
  • Barbara fucking Windsor? Christ Jesus. There'll be fireworks. I once saw her in Selfridges marching miles ahead of her man. She looked mean.

    And is her wig coming? It needs rabies shots and its own visa doesn't it?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:53
  • Hmm Colin and Justin. Wont be the first time they've gagged back a few strange cocks. What a pair of bitchy old queens.

    shitthebed Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:07
  • What an absolutely pathetic lineup. The words 'bottom', 'scraping' and 'barrel' come to mind.

    Even you have made some of them up, HM...

    menamie Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:53
  • Haha, Meldrew's with the RSC now doing 12th Night...v wishful thinking, HM!

    tescopop Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:30
  • Haha, Meldrew's with the RSC now doing 12th Night...v wishful thinking, HM!

    tescopop Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:30
  • What an absolutely pathetic lineup. The words 'bottom', 'scraping' and 'barrel' come to mind.

    Even you have made some of them up, HM...

    menamie Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:53
  • Hmm Colin and Justin. Wont be the first time they've gagged back a few strange cocks. What a pair of bitchy old queens.

    shitthebed Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:07
  • Barbara fucking Windsor? Christ Jesus. There'll be fireworks. I once saw her in Selfridges marching miles ahead of her man. She looked mean.

    And is her wig coming? It needs rabies shots and its own visa doesn't it?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:53
  • I'm hoping there's going to be a live punching of Price this time. The rest of them, the crew and those annoying cunts Dent and Hack.All sticking the fucking welly in

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:48
  • Price is going a week late - probably having her minge shaved. After all, you don't want to see Justin and Colin eating it in the bush tucker challenge; or do you?

    Fat Mick Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:01

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