ImogenThomas says she'll dump Jermain Defoe if he ever cheats on her

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Imogen Thomas and Jermain Defoe

Open goal

Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:35 by HM writer

Imogen Thomas (ex BB contestant who caught Swine Flu back when it was fashionable) can now add modern day feminist to her list of achievements, as she has vowed to dump footballer boyfriend Jermain Defoe if he ever cheats on her (can we have that in writing?)...

Imogen said of Defoe, who went out with Danielle Lloyd before reportedly cheating on her to become engaged to Charlotte Mears, only to dump Mears and go out with Chantelle Houghton before being dumped by Houghton and date Thomas:

"I'm one of those girls who'd walk away if he cheated. He knows that so I don't think he'll risk it! He's scared of me. He's like, 'Babe, you're so fiery', and I'm like, 'Yeah, I know'."

Girl power.

"I'd seen all the stories before we got together, but everyone has a past. He's made a few mistakes and it's because he hadn't found someone he wanted to be with.

"He is a sweetheart and treats me really well. He has such a big heart. He's so generous and caring and whatever he's got he'll give you. He always makes out like he's a hard man, but he's a big softie. He looks after me."

Before adding:

"Besides, he's got loadsa cash!"

Probably...

Next week: Sophie Reade declares her love for Jermain Defoe...

Big Brother, Imogen Thomas, Jermain Defoe

Comments

He's a talentless cunt who couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo, while she, like, is so fucking thick, like, she's so fiery, yeah, like, babe. Like.

Fucking hell, firebomb these cunts. Like
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:02
he cheats on the pitch as well.so is the pitch gonna dump him - vile midget
JOHNRBUK Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:51
I still use hotmail - it's very en vogue again worry not tescopops!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:47
Imogen who?

Whoever she is, she's a blasted liar. She'll be hoping that he DOES cheat on her so that she can do a Cole and get a career out of it. Let's hope he dumps her for her mum.That'll teach her to tempt fate.
PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:46
I found it highly amusing when his previous bit of fluff and her mum went on a tv show to spend a few of his millions on buying a party pad in some balearic spaffden...and she got dumped a week later!! Don't know who's worse - this halftwit or the vacant bints trying to empty his wallet...
erniemilko Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:14
Thick cunts done good (ish)
gagged Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:47
I'd dump him for getting sent off against Portsmouth.

"No pussy for you, you stampy little twat!"
jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:24
"Besides, he's got loadsa cash!"
-Unlike Tottenham Hotspur.
kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:11
Whenever I log in to my hotmail (yes, yes, I know, hotmail's rubbish, what am I doing still using it etc) there's an advert for the Make Yourself Amazing clinic, which boasts that Big Brother contestants choose MYA for their tit jobs, followed by pictures of three or four of said vacuous tarts flaunting their plastic mammaries. Imogen Thomas is on these adverts. How shitty must this MYA clinic be, for Imogen Thomas to be their biggest draw?
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:09
What an absolute cunt this man is. Mind you, not as much as a cunt as all the thick bints who think he's such a catch.
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:08
"He's like, 'Babe, you're so fiery', and I'm like, 'Yeah, I know'."

it's the way you tell em'.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:59

"He's like, 'Babe, you're so fiery', and I'm like, 'Yeah, I know'."

it's the way you tell em'.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:59
What an absolute cunt this man is. Mind you, not as much as a cunt as all the thick bints who think he's such a catch.
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:08
Whenever I log in to my hotmail (yes, yes, I know, hotmail's rubbish, what am I doing still using it etc) there's an advert for the Make Yourself Amazing clinic, which boasts that Big Brother contestants choose MYA for their tit jobs, followed by pictures of three or four of said vacuous tarts flaunting their plastic mammaries. Imogen Thomas is on these adverts. How shitty must this MYA clinic be, for Imogen Thomas to be their biggest draw?
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:09
"Besides, he's got loadsa cash!"
-Unlike Tottenham Hotspur.
kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:11
I'd dump him for getting sent off against Portsmouth.

"No pussy for you, you stampy little twat!"
jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:24
Thick cunts done good (ish)
gagged Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:47
I found it highly amusing when his previous bit of fluff and her mum went on a tv show to spend a few of his millions on buying a party pad in some balearic spaffden...and she got dumped a week later!! Don't know who's worse - this halftwit or the vacant bints trying to empty his wallet...
erniemilko Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:14
Imogen who?

Whoever she is, she's a blasted liar. She'll be hoping that he DOES cheat on her so that she can do a Cole and get a career out of it. Let's hope he dumps her for her mum.That'll teach her to tempt fate.
PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:46
I still use hotmail - it's very en vogue again worry not tescopops!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:47
he cheats on the pitch as well.so is the pitch gonna dump him - vile midget
JOHNRBUK Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:51
He's a talentless cunt who couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo, while she, like, is so fucking thick, like, she's so fiery, yeah, like, babe. Like.

Fucking hell, firebomb these cunts. Like
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:02