Halloween dream
Mon, 02/11/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer

If you thought the arrivals at Heidi Klum's Halloween party looked frightening, we can now reveal what happened inside the venue at the Voyeur lounge in Hollywood. And it included Paris Hilton dancing provocatively on the furnishings, Jessica Alba dressed as a little girl, and perhaps most terrifying of all, Perez Hilton dressed as KAty Brand dressed as Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne dressed as a fried egg...

Mind you, at least Kelly's costume had more imagination than any of the other female guests, who mainly opted for slutty fairy, slutty devil, slutty pocahontas, slutty policeman, slutty school girl and er, slutty slut. Although she and boyfriend Luke Worrall could have spent less time on their costumes and just gone as John and Edward...

Also at the party, Nicky Hilton (slutty policewoman), Russell Simmons and wife Celeta (slutty devil), Doug Reinhardt (slutty fairy) and Jessica Alba (a child with a lunchbox)...

 

 

  • Allot of there costumes look very spur of the moment, not much thought in them can you give us some pictures of some good halloween outfits instead of constant pictures of Paris Hilton and Cronies looking tryhard happy in pictures BORING!

    dancingworm Tue, 03/11/2009 - 05:07
  • I was gonna say he's not married to Selita Ebanks. He never remarried. I don't think they're even dating. He's dating some white model.

    Love the Rev Run costume. Reminds me of the time Run went to the Halloween store and found those $15 RUN DMC costumes with the plastic gold chains.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 03/11/2009 - 00:31
  • that isn't Russell Simmons wife...it's Selita Ebanks

    blx12345 Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:57
  • LOL had to doubletake at Perez Hilton, thought it was the real GAGA for second.

    whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:10
  • lol at the guy dressed as Wally also Doug Reinhardt = gormless cretin.

    whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:09
  • Aha! So she is. That's fantastic. She gets 10 points from me for not wearing a slutty costume.

    tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 15:15
  • I feel for Russell Simmons, the look on his face....just a leettle beet peesed-off with attention grabbing wife...?

    laurawump Mon, 02/11/2009 - 14:38
  • Jessica Alba is dressed as popular cartoon character Dora the Explorer - which will be familiar to anyone with pre-school kids.

    big daddy c Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:59
  • Don't you look at them all and think:wow I wish I had been there?! fucking bunch of American idiots.

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:47
  • egg and bacon covered in diamante. DIAMANTE. why.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:13
  • egg and bacon covered in diamante. DIAMANTE. why.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:13
  • Don't you look at them all and think:wow I wish I had been there?! fucking bunch of American idiots.

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:47
  • Jessica Alba is dressed as popular cartoon character Dora the Explorer - which will be familiar to anyone with pre-school kids.

    big daddy c Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:59
  • I feel for Russell Simmons, the look on his face....just a leettle beet peesed-off with attention grabbing wife...?

    laurawump Mon, 02/11/2009 - 14:38
  • Aha! So she is. That's fantastic. She gets 10 points from me for not wearing a slutty costume.

    tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 15:15
  • lol at the guy dressed as Wally also Doug Reinhardt = gormless cretin.

    whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:09
  • LOL had to doubletake at Perez Hilton, thought it was the real GAGA for second.

    whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:10
  • that isn't Russell Simmons wife...it's Selita Ebanks

    blx12345 Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:57
  • I was gonna say he's not married to Selita Ebanks. He never remarried. I don't think they're even dating. He's dating some white model.

    Love the Rev Run costume. Reminds me of the time Run went to the Halloween store and found those $15 RUN DMC costumes with the plastic gold chains.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 03/11/2009 - 00:31
  • Allot of there costumes look very spur of the moment, not much thought in them can you give us some pictures of some good halloween outfits instead of constant pictures of Paris Hilton and Cronies looking tryhard happy in pictures BORING!

    dancingworm Tue, 03/11/2009 - 05:07

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