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The Inside Soap Awards 2009 - quite literally dreadful.

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Tue, 29/09/2009 - 11:45 by Mr. HM

The only thing missing at last night's Inside Soap awards were some people that looked like they had at least been near some soap!

Now perhaps we're being harsh (for a change), but these events really do tend to be nothing more than a typing pools Christmas Party with the paparazzi. It's like one long big "Here Come the Girls" advert.

When people decide to become actors, they undoubtedly practise their Oscar acceptance speech before they've got pubes, so it must be a great feeling to open the papers this morning with a prosecco-fogged hangover, bits of mini fish and chips stuck between your teeth and an extra from Holby washing his cock in your sink and see yourself, bereft of dignity, looking like you ran through Claire's Accessories covered in glue having won "Best onscreen Snog".

Why who's that on the phone? Is it George Clooney looking for a co star for his new political eco-drama about Uganda? No - it's that DVD company upping their offer by £10k providing you get your stomach stapled in time for the fitness DVD's release. Next stop - talking about fannies on Loose Women.

British Soap Awards, Ali Bastian, Joe Swash, Kara Tointon

Comments

Pic 2 - what the FUCK is that???

Pic 10 - flamethrower those cunts....
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:15
Agreed. Christ knows how she gets away with talking about fannies and cocks on the telly, no man with the gift of 20/20 vision would be able to stand within 80 feet of the minger without drooping like a sunflower in Alaska.
pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:56
Jump straight to picture 10 and look at this enormous tit of Mc Giffin. Put that drink down you daft embarrassing twat. Those boots are horrendous too!
kermits Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:00
I'm struggling with my conscience as I write this but.................Brooke Kinsella seems to be feeding quite well off the publicity the murder of her brother has brought her. Last seen in a soap opera in 2004.
Some might say "Good on her to make something postivie from something negative" but the acting roles don't appear to be rolling in do they? Just a lot of publicity.
jockey Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:55
Carol McGiffin looks like Duncan Banatyne dressed up as Deborah Meaden. She's a fucking cunt, that woman.
pennycentury Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:30
Not only sponsored by Littlewoods,but dressed by Littlewoods
nurcat Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:55
He needs a Swash.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:17
Whos the jug eared little twat in pic 13?
BonnyWill Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:10

Whos the jug eared little twat in pic 13?
BonnyWill Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:10
He needs a Swash.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:17
Not only sponsored by Littlewoods,but dressed by Littlewoods
nurcat Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:55
Carol McGiffin looks like Duncan Banatyne dressed up as Deborah Meaden. She's a fucking cunt, that woman.
pennycentury Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:30
I'm struggling with my conscience as I write this but.................Brooke Kinsella seems to be feeding quite well off the publicity the murder of her brother has brought her. Last seen in a soap opera in 2004.
Some might say "Good on her to make something postivie from something negative" but the acting roles don't appear to be rolling in do they? Just a lot of publicity.
jockey Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:55
Jump straight to picture 10 and look at this enormous tit of Mc Giffin. Put that drink down you daft embarrassing twat. Those boots are horrendous too!
kermits Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:00
Agreed. Christ knows how she gets away with talking about fannies and cocks on the telly, no man with the gift of 20/20 vision would be able to stand within 80 feet of the minger without drooping like a sunflower in Alaska.
pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:56
Pic 2 - what the FUCK is that???

Pic 10 - flamethrower those cunts....
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:15