Should've checked the looking glass before leaving...
Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:12 by Harry Bow

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland premiered at Leicester Square's Odeon last night, the very cinema chain which banned the flick and then promptly back-tracked after realising it would take more than Avatar and Did You Here About The Morgans? to coax in customers when the Lewis Carroll adaptation was showing at the Vue down the road.

Typical that just as Ka$hier leaves the UK (we hope anyway), Avril Lavigne arrives. We presume Tim Burton had been sipping from the Mad Hatter's teacup when he recruited the sk8er h8er to record the soundtrack alongside Danny Elfman (Simpsons theme tune creator and genius composer). Here she is on the red carpet anyway, alongside Sharon Osbourne, Lily Cole, Paloma Faith, Prince Charles, Alice Dellal and Daisy Lowe, who came in fancy-dress as Helena Bonham Carter - a bit unfair since it was the actress and her director husband's big night.

The film's stars Barbara Windsor (yes, really), Matt LucasMia Wasikowska, Anne Hathaway and Johnny Depp (along with permanent side-kick Patti Smith) were also there. But surprisingly none of this lot showed up. 

  • Well, Lily Cole looks like a windowlicking spoonface, Lavigne must be wondering how many cocks it was she had to suck to get the gig, and Daisy fucking Lowe looks like some spotty 12 year old whose dad got her in cos he plays golf with the director.

    And didn't Charlie Windsor look utterly disgusted having to hoi polloi it

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:44
  • Two Proper Hollywood Celebs and a bunch of Care in the Community Loons.

    Is Tim Burton Helena Bonham Carter's Full Time Carer?

    Who the Hell are Alice Dellal & Eleanor Gecks?

    ken tate Sun, 28/02/2010 - 03:51
  • I don't know a single woman who wouldn't.

    psammmead Sat, 27/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp. I just like writing his name. I have no idea whether he's nice or not coz no-one I know is mates with him. But I think he must have a very ugly and terrifying painting in the attic. He is beautiful in a way that defies all logic. And he suits a moustache (...sighs..wanders off....)

    Urfugginjokin Sat, 27/02/2010 - 11:55
  • Are you 75? Or are you12? Harumphing at people who dress anything other than utterly conventionally is usually the reserve of the very old and bemused or the very young and insecure. If you're in your 20s, 30s or 40s...stop being a miserable git and be glad that at least the Brits don't look like the Yanks at the Oscars, same hair, same dress, same expressionless faces.

    psammmead Sat, 27/02/2010 - 10:00
  • Anne Hathaway needs a new style-ist really badly lately she has been looking really bad and those types of dresses do not suit a pear shaped figure, the dress makes her look like she has a massive behind and no boobs! they all look like they still should be in the movie really!

    dancingworm Sat, 27/02/2010 - 07:52
  • I know (laughs)
    It's ridiculous isn't it? I think it's held on with blue tack.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 22:56
  • Anne Hathaway may be as flat as Michael Jacksons radiogramme but id still do her.............

    grange Fri, 26/02/2010 - 18:04
  • what on earth has barbara windsor got on her head????

    sjp6764 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:08
  • Good old Blighty. It pisses down and says more about these arseholes than we ever could. Exceptions? Helena Bonham Carter who can act and Michael Sheen who kept his dignity after Kate Beckinsale did the dirty on him. But what was Daisy Lowe doing there? And how come you never see her wearing any of her mother's "designs"? Is it cos they're shite?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:28
  • Good old Blighty. It pisses down and says more about these arseholes than we ever could. Exceptions? Helena Bonham Carter who can act and Michael Sheen who kept his dignity after Kate Beckinsale did the dirty on him. But what was Daisy Lowe doing there? And how come you never see her wearing any of her mother's "designs"? Is it cos they're shite?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:28
  • what on earth has barbara windsor got on her head????

    sjp6764 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:08
  • Anne Hathaway may be as flat as Michael Jacksons radiogramme but id still do her.............

    grange Fri, 26/02/2010 - 18:04
  • I know (laughs)
    It's ridiculous isn't it? I think it's held on with blue tack.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 22:56
  • Anne Hathaway needs a new style-ist really badly lately she has been looking really bad and those types of dresses do not suit a pear shaped figure, the dress makes her look like she has a massive behind and no boobs! they all look like they still should be in the movie really!

    dancingworm Sat, 27/02/2010 - 07:52
  • Are you 75? Or are you12? Harumphing at people who dress anything other than utterly conventionally is usually the reserve of the very old and bemused or the very young and insecure. If you're in your 20s, 30s or 40s...stop being a miserable git and be glad that at least the Brits don't look like the Yanks at the Oscars, same hair, same dress, same expressionless faces.

    psammmead Sat, 27/02/2010 - 10:00
  • Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp. I just like writing his name. I have no idea whether he's nice or not coz no-one I know is mates with him. But I think he must have a very ugly and terrifying painting in the attic. He is beautiful in a way that defies all logic. And he suits a moustache (...sighs..wanders off....)

    Urfugginjokin Sat, 27/02/2010 - 11:55
  • I don't know a single woman who wouldn't.

    psammmead Sat, 27/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Two Proper Hollywood Celebs and a bunch of Care in the Community Loons.

    Is Tim Burton Helena Bonham Carter's Full Time Carer?

    Who the Hell are Alice Dellal & Eleanor Gecks?

    ken tate Sun, 28/02/2010 - 03:51
  • Well, Lily Cole looks like a windowlicking spoonface, Lavigne must be wondering how many cocks it was she had to suck to get the gig, and Daisy fucking Lowe looks like some spotty 12 year old whose dad got her in cos he plays golf with the director.

    And didn't Charlie Windsor look utterly disgusted having to hoi polloi it

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:44

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