Harald Gloeoeckler and Bonnie Tyler
A natural, handsome beast
Mon, 30/11/2009 - 14:07 by Mr. HMOccassionally, we come across a new talent, so untouched by celebrity life it seems churlish not to offer them up as sacrifice to you, our beloved moles. Introducing Harald Gloeckler for your pleasure.
As if this amazing young man wasn't enough, you get a triple whammy - he's with Bonnie Tyler (gravelly welsh singer) AND Nastassja Kinsky (you know, her from Inland Empire and, erm, wotsit) in one hot money shot.
He is so perfect in every single way. It's the surgery, the make up, the hair, the BULGE, the jacket and also the amazingness that even after all that work, he couldn't be arsed to get his teeth whitened.
Brilliant. Welcome to Holy Moly Harald!
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Her hair is glorious.
I've actually bothered to look through all of the pictures - twice - and still don't know what I am looking at. There is so much wrong with all of this I don't know where to start. Is he wearing a rubber mask? Why does Natasha look so awful? What on sort of function are they attending that throws together such seemingly unrelated people. And what the fuck is that creature in the red outfit?
How much fucking longer is Bonnie Tyler going to dine out on "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
She's still fucking looking good though....
A new morsel for us to nibble on. He looks like someone who I won't mention. And he'll whore himself in the same way.
No doubt he's an impressario - cos life is a cabaret old son - but he's new to the game. He probably asked the snappers if he could have a few prints.
If he's bi - he can ratch up some profile points by sleeping with Jude or Jordan. Hey, maybe sleep with them both and get an OK column.
He looks a bit like the ginger one from Girls Aloud after a sex change.
Still doesn't clear who \ what the fuck he is ?
Nastassja Kinski still fucking does it -THAT'S the way to fucking look, Megan twatting Fox...
Electrical tape eyebrows are all the rage this season.
It's Gloeckler you illiterate cretin. Nice find though.
Possibly a gay fashion designer?
Were you drunk when you wrote this Mr HM or were you so turned on by Harald's beauty that your hard-on kept hitting the wrong keys?
This is a fucking joke right ? Surely this guy is Sasha Baron Coen's new invention ?
First I hear of news of a "Chris Moyles" album and now there's this......dark days indeed
This is a fucking joke right ? Surely this guy is Sasha Baron Coen's new invention ?
First I hear of news of a "Chris Moyles" album and now there's this......dark days indeed
Were you drunk when you wrote this Mr HM or were you so turned on by Harald's beauty that your hard-on kept hitting the wrong keys?
Possibly a gay fashion designer?
It's Gloeckler you illiterate cretin. Nice find though.
Electrical tape eyebrows are all the rage this season.
Nastassja Kinski still fucking does it -THAT'S the way to fucking look, Megan twatting Fox...
Still doesn't clear who \ what the fuck he is ?
He looks a bit like the ginger one from Girls Aloud after a sex change.
A new morsel for us to nibble on. He looks like someone who I won't mention. And he'll whore himself in the same way.
No doubt he's an impressario - cos life is a cabaret old son - but he's new to the game. He probably asked the snappers if he could have a few prints.
If he's bi - he can ratch up some profile points by sleeping with Jude or Jordan. Hey, maybe sleep with them both and get an OK column.
How much fucking longer is Bonnie Tyler going to dine out on "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
She's still fucking looking good though....
I've actually bothered to look through all of the pictures - twice - and still don't know what I am looking at. There is so much wrong with all of this I don't know where to start. Is he wearing a rubber mask? Why does Natasha look so awful? What on sort of function are they attending that throws together such seemingly unrelated people. And what the fuck is that creature in the red outfit?
Her hair is glorious.