Our Big Time Crush
Mon, 10/05/2010 - 13:47 by HM writer

James Maslow, the world's most manliness man since er, Derek Hough and Louis Spence combined, was sending every teenage girl's heart racing despite looking like Justin Bieber in about 6 years time after being shot in the face with Homer Simpson's make-up gun meets Heidi Montag and Jamie Lynn Spears...

Maslow stars in Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush, also the name of his band (i.e a poor man's Jonas Brothers)...

 

That's weird, we were certain his voice was going to sound like this...

  • But on the negative side, are there places where it’s doing cultural harm? Yes. Are there places where people are coming in with incredible cultural insensitivity and maybe undermining the long-term work that’s being done? Yes. So short-term missions is all over the place. It’s big, it’s untamed, and the results, I would say, are kind of random at the moment.
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    markweee Thu, 21/04/2011 - 11:33
  • don't be dissing his body...James Maslow's body is perfection... the ABS on that man....
    and the network makes him stay clean cut, becuase he's playing a 16/17 year old (he's 20)
    and why does facial hair make someone masculine anyways???? plenty of men don't have facial hair....
    and he has pretty eyes and a a nice smile...
    no comment about the nose though...

    writerauthorgirl Wed, 17/11/2010 - 09:51
  • its not rogue or curled eyelashes, actually....
    He has roseacea, whcih is why his cheeks look like that
    and he has dark eyelashs that are like that naturally- they did an interveiw and it showed his chilhood pics and he had the same eyelashes, exactly like that...
    Make fun of his eyelashes all you want, but don't make fun of his cheeks. It's not something he can help, and doesn't deserve to be made fun of or riddiculed for it. Roseacea can cause blindness- and he gets to live with something that makes him look like he's blushing ALL the time unless they put make up on him....

    and as for all you others, saying he's NOT masculine, this pic proves nothing. There are plenty of pics where he has no shirt on and..well, you can't question his masculinety when he doesn't have a shirt on....

    writerauthorgirl Wed, 17/11/2010 - 09:28
  • What Haters!!!!!!!!!!

    Just becuase you are always surrounded by ugly people doesn't mean you should cap on the GORGEOUS man that is James Maslow!!!

    Love him (obvi)!

    Kat33 Wed, 26/05/2010 - 19:54
  • It's like the image generated by these computer programs who can portray what your kids will look like when they grow up.
    One word of advice: do not breed.

    kermits Fri, 21/05/2010 - 13:44
  • I would

    The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:12
  • I don't and I'm ugly. I like ugly men - trouble is they don't like me....

    CrazyHorxe Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:54
  • has julia roberts nose, Mena Suvaris eyes, jennifer anistons smile, Justin Bebas shaped face and hair growth and an unknown hollywood actors body!

    dancingworm Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:04
  • A DONGLE of a cock? Jesus, I'm going to wet myself!

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:45
  • Ugly women like feminine looking men http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4261489.stm It Da Caprio all over again

    boroughb Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:01
  • He's got the face Sharleen Spitteri, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga can only dream of. It's the eyelashes though. That's what does it. Bet he's got a dongle of a cock.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 20:57
  • Fucking Amy Winehouse has got more fucking stubble, you effeminate shite

    koshmar Mon, 10/05/2010 - 20:22
  • Rouge and curled eyelashes on a hetero teen idol?

    What happened to the world? When I was growing up all we had for teen pin ups was pictures of Terry and June from East 17 torn out of B!G Magazine. And we were grateful for that!

    GretaBritain Mon, 10/05/2010 - 18:06
  • It looks like he's wearing a fake head from eyebrows up.

    shitthebed Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:58
  • I thought it was Suzi Quatro

    merylhighground Mon, 10/05/2010 - 16:57
  • Would.

    TheDukers Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:46
  • Christ on a bike, this is genuinely scary shit.

    tescopop Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:04
  • Is this what happens when there's too many lady hormones floating about in the water system....like hermaphrodite fish?

    izudu Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:39
  • is this a composite pic of loads of hollywood starlets with stubble drawn on? He isn't possible.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:13
  • is this a composite pic of loads of hollywood starlets with stubble drawn on? He isn't possible.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:13
  • Is this what happens when there's too many lady hormones floating about in the water system....like hermaphrodite fish?

    izudu Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:39
  • Christ on a bike, this is genuinely scary shit.

    tescopop Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:04
  • Would.

    TheDukers Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:46
  • I thought it was Suzi Quatro

    merylhighground Mon, 10/05/2010 - 16:57
  • It looks like he's wearing a fake head from eyebrows up.

    shitthebed Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:58
  • Rouge and curled eyelashes on a hetero teen idol?

    What happened to the world? When I was growing up all we had for teen pin ups was pictures of Terry and June from East 17 torn out of B!G Magazine. And we were grateful for that!

    GretaBritain Mon, 10/05/2010 - 18:06
  • Fucking Amy Winehouse has got more fucking stubble, you effeminate shite

    koshmar Mon, 10/05/2010 - 20:22
  • He's got the face Sharleen Spitteri, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga can only dream of. It's the eyelashes though. That's what does it. Bet he's got a dongle of a cock.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 20:57
  • Ugly women like feminine looking men http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4261489.stm It Da Caprio all over again

    boroughb Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:01
  • A DONGLE of a cock? Jesus, I'm going to wet myself!

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:45
  • has julia roberts nose, Mena Suvaris eyes, jennifer anistons smile, Justin Bebas shaped face and hair growth and an unknown hollywood actors body!

    dancingworm Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:04
  • I don't and I'm ugly. I like ugly men - trouble is they don't like me....

    CrazyHorxe Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:54
  • I would

    The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:12
  • It's like the image generated by these computer programs who can portray what your kids will look like when they grow up.
    One word of advice: do not breed.

    kermits Fri, 21/05/2010 - 13:44
  • What Haters!!!!!!!!!!

    Just becuase you are always surrounded by ugly people doesn't mean you should cap on the GORGEOUS man that is James Maslow!!!

    Love him (obvi)!

    Kat33 Wed, 26/05/2010 - 19:54
  • its not rogue or curled eyelashes, actually....
    He has roseacea, whcih is why his cheeks look like that
    and he has dark eyelashs that are like that naturally- they did an interveiw and it showed his chilhood pics and he had the same eyelashes, exactly like that...
    Make fun of his eyelashes all you want, but don't make fun of his cheeks. It's not something he can help, and doesn't deserve to be made fun of or riddiculed for it. Roseacea can cause blindness- and he gets to live with something that makes him look like he's blushing ALL the time unless they put make up on him....

    and as for all you others, saying he's NOT masculine, this pic proves nothing. There are plenty of pics where he has no shirt on and..well, you can't question his masculinety when he doesn't have a shirt on....

    writerauthorgirl Wed, 17/11/2010 - 09:28
  • don't be dissing his body...James Maslow's body is perfection... the ABS on that man....
    and the network makes him stay clean cut, becuase he's playing a 16/17 year old (he's 20)
    and why does facial hair make someone masculine anyways???? plenty of men don't have facial hair....
    and he has pretty eyes and a a nice smile...
    no comment about the nose though...

    writerauthorgirl Wed, 17/11/2010 - 09:51
  • But on the negative side, are there places where it’s doing cultural harm? Yes. Are there places where people are coming in with incredible cultural insensitivity and maybe undermining the long-term work that’s being done? Yes. So short-term missions is all over the place. It’s big, it’s untamed, and the results, I would say, are kind of random at the moment.
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    markweee Thu, 21/04/2011 - 11:33