A Paltrow turnout
Tue, 27/04/2010 - 10:23 by Mr. HM

Is it Summer blockbuster time already? Well last night saw Ironman 2 get it's first airing out in Hollywood, so it would appear so. Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mickey Rourke, Robert Downey Jr and erm Sylvester Stallone were all there. Nice glasses Robert...

I've been sat staring at the screen for 15 minutes wondering what the hell to write about a film that everyone is going to watch anyway, without resorting to cheap gags about either:

  • Mickey Rourke's face looking looking like a snooker ball rolled in melted wax
  • Tits Scarlett Johansson something something tits.
  • Sylvester Stallone looking like his own Spitting Image puppet
  • Hugh Hefner's son looking forward to his inheritance (the blonde)

So we won't bother. Instead, given that this story is related to the movie industry, we ask our script expert Lee Ryan for his thoughts on xxxx

 

 

That's good to know Lee - thanks.

  • I am really excited to watch Iron Man 2. I think it is a lot more different from the first Iron Man. Aside from that, I am sure that many will watch because by watching this, they will be able to make some idea for Audi. That is if they will join the Tony Stark Challenge.

    CheskaFrey Sat, 08/05/2010 - 09:30
  • Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!My friends just recommended an age-gap relationship site. If you put "agegap" and "love" together, then you will get the URL. It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    sasago Fri, 30/04/2010 - 10:04
  • I'm not proud of myself and I know she's very annoying and all the rest of it, but just recently Gwyneth Paltrow has really been making my little man quite iron. I'd like to stick my face in her goop.

    (I find her sexually attractive, is what I'm trying to say).

    clee984 Fri, 30/04/2010 - 06:12
  • I entirely agree about straddling RDJ- he just gets hotter. I wouldn't say no to Johannson either. I'm a whore.

    huxylady Wed, 28/04/2010 - 13:44
  • Are you sure about that Kosh? I know a lot of gentlemen who have RDJ on their 'gay for a night' list. He's just so delicious.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:18
  • I agree with everything there - well, apart from straddling Robert Downey Jr, of course.... *gulp*

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:14
  • Didn't look at the photos. Just saw the shorts suit. What a lunatic

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 14:09
  • And that gaping expanse in the top where her cleavage should be, needs to drop the mung bean and cardboard diet and get some pizza in. Or Mr Kiplings.

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:39
  • Jesus, I don't care about the bouffant or the glasses, I would fucking love to straddle Robert Downey Junior like the stallion he is. As for Scarlett Johannson, she is sickeningly, unfeasably pretty.

    Hollywood people can have faces like melted cue-balls and still be cool HM. Most of our stars are so cringingly appalling in their try-hard poses with their blandness and their tangoed visogs it makes me angry. I'll bet Mickey Rourke has some stories to tell and at least he's interesting on screen. Contrast that with pretty boys like Orlando Bloom, so lightweight they have to hold him down with anchor ropes in most of his scenes.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:20
  • What you going on about Scarlett Johansson's tits for? You can't even see them!

    More to the point, what the shit is Paltrow wearing?? A shorts suit?? Ridiculous.

    guineapig Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:39
  • What you going on about Scarlett Johansson's tits for? You can't even see them!

    More to the point, what the shit is Paltrow wearing?? A shorts suit?? Ridiculous.

    guineapig Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:39
  • Jesus, I don't care about the bouffant or the glasses, I would fucking love to straddle Robert Downey Junior like the stallion he is. As for Scarlett Johannson, she is sickeningly, unfeasably pretty.

    Hollywood people can have faces like melted cue-balls and still be cool HM. Most of our stars are so cringingly appalling in their try-hard poses with their blandness and their tangoed visogs it makes me angry. I'll bet Mickey Rourke has some stories to tell and at least he's interesting on screen. Contrast that with pretty boys like Orlando Bloom, so lightweight they have to hold him down with anchor ropes in most of his scenes.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:20
  • And that gaping expanse in the top where her cleavage should be, needs to drop the mung bean and cardboard diet and get some pizza in. Or Mr Kiplings.

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:39
  • Didn't look at the photos. Just saw the shorts suit. What a lunatic

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 14:09
  • I agree with everything there - well, apart from straddling Robert Downey Jr, of course.... *gulp*

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:14
  • Are you sure about that Kosh? I know a lot of gentlemen who have RDJ on their 'gay for a night' list. He's just so delicious.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:18
  • I entirely agree about straddling RDJ- he just gets hotter. I wouldn't say no to Johannson either. I'm a whore.

    huxylady Wed, 28/04/2010 - 13:44
  • I'm not proud of myself and I know she's very annoying and all the rest of it, but just recently Gwyneth Paltrow has really been making my little man quite iron. I'd like to stick my face in her goop.

    (I find her sexually attractive, is what I'm trying to say).

    clee984 Fri, 30/04/2010 - 06:12
  • Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!My friends just recommended an age-gap relationship site. If you put "agegap" and "love" together, then you will get the URL. It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    sasago Fri, 30/04/2010 - 10:04
  • I am really excited to watch Iron Man 2. I think it is a lot more different from the first Iron Man. Aside from that, I am sure that many will watch because by watching this, they will be able to make some idea for Audi. That is if they will join the Tony Stark Challenge.

    CheskaFrey Sat, 08/05/2010 - 09:30

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