Just as we were all hoping her yacht might have drifted off towards Somalia, Paris Hilton has posted pictures of herself on dry land. And worst still, she's shooting a new music video.

Oh dear, whilst researching whether Paris Hilton's last musical offering, Stars are Blind, was more successful than Katie Price's woeful chart attempt, we just discovered that it was a top ten hit in SEVENTEEN countries. She must have been given those seventeen countries by her parents we guess... It's the only explanation.

Tell you what, Paris, we think you should try cracking Somalia. It's got a thriving music scene, so just take your yacht in that direction. There you go now...