Jack Nicholson goes swimming looking like a cool whale

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Jack Nicholson swimming in France

As good as it wets

Mon, 03/08/2009 - 10:27 by Mr. HM

Some stars resort to plastic surgery to stay cool (I'm looking at you Madonna) others just go with the flow. Take Jack Nicholson for instance...

Here he is letting it all hang loose in the South of France.

It takes one hell of a man to pull off that look, Jack's one of the only men to still make smoking look cool.

But... and it's a BIG but - Can we forgive Jack for Crocs? I'm not sure. even if he came up with such gems as:

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

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Comments

So cool to see him in that situation. Looks like he's very relax and comfortable doing it.
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marge29 Thu, 03/03/2011 - 04:22
I almost didn't recognize him! He seems like he is having fun though, despite his age he is still in good shape and enjoys swimming, which is a bit surprising. I am not sure where exactly was he diving, but i wouldn't do it unless there is a intex filter b installed on that pond or pool.
annie24 Mon, 07/02/2011 - 15:53
I guess he really loves swimming. But he should never forget the swimming pool safety before swimming, so that accidents may be avoided. More power!
cHudson Thu, 17/06/2010 - 04:47
Maybe he was breaking them in for Hugh Jackman...
Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 09:07
Jesus - just looked more closely at these. Nah. JN is out. He owns two pairs of Crocs! One yellow, one blue. Two pairs of Crocs! One pair would have been enough to ruin his reputation but TWO PAIRS OF CROCS!
stella ah trois Tue, 04/08/2009 - 07:33
I hope she asked for some steri-wipes...
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:47
True, and although being a fat misogynist is probably his best quality, at least with JN you know what you're getting. So anti-Hollywood it's delightful to see...
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:47
Fat misogynist. Best sort. At least you know what you are dealing with.
stella ah trois Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:07
I hope she said, 'Of course.'
stella ah trois Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:06
A woman I know spotted him at some do in the Carlyle in New York. He left the restaurant and walked through reception and she followed him to see where he went. He turned sharply round a corner and as she made the turn - bumped straight into JN, as he was waiting there presumably because he knew she was following him. He grinned at her and said "Now are you going to hold it whilst I go for this piss?"
kwebb Mon, 03/08/2009 - 15:12
This is more like it - he may be a bit fucking fat and misogynistic, but fuck me he has more attitude and credibility in his toenails than all these preening, mirror-gazing arseholes who make one half-arsed film and think they're Paul Newman or Meryl Streep. Fuckin' 'ave some!
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 10:39

This is more like it - he may be a bit fucking fat and misogynistic, but fuck me he has more attitude and credibility in his toenails than all these preening, mirror-gazing arseholes who make one half-arsed film and think they're Paul Newman or Meryl Streep. Fuckin' 'ave some!
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 10:39
A woman I know spotted him at some do in the Carlyle in New York. He left the restaurant and walked through reception and she followed him to see where he went. He turned sharply round a corner and as she made the turn - bumped straight into JN, as he was waiting there presumably because he knew she was following him. He grinned at her and said "Now are you going to hold it whilst I go for this piss?"
kwebb Mon, 03/08/2009 - 15:12
I hope she said, 'Of course.'
stella ah trois Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:06
Fat misogynist. Best sort. At least you know what you are dealing with.
stella ah trois Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:07
True, and although being a fat misogynist is probably his best quality, at least with JN you know what you're getting. So anti-Hollywood it's delightful to see...
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:47
I hope she asked for some steri-wipes...
Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 19:47
Jesus - just looked more closely at these. Nah. JN is out. He owns two pairs of Crocs! One yellow, one blue. Two pairs of Crocs! One pair would have been enough to ruin his reputation but TWO PAIRS OF CROCS!
stella ah trois Tue, 04/08/2009 - 07:33
Maybe he was breaking them in for Hugh Jackman...
Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 09:07
I guess he really loves swimming. But he should never forget the swimming pool safety before swimming, so that accidents may be avoided. More power!
cHudson Thu, 17/06/2010 - 04:47
I almost didn't recognize him! He seems like he is having fun though, despite his age he is still in good shape and enjoys swimming, which is a bit surprising. I am not sure where exactly was he diving, but i wouldn't do it unless there is a intex filter b installed on that pond or pool.
annie24 Mon, 07/02/2011 - 15:53
So cool to see him in that situation. Looks like he's very relax and comfortable doing it.
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pool lights
marge29 Thu, 03/03/2011 - 04:22