Jack Tweed arrives in court with brother and local entrepreneur Mark Wright

5 Can't fault the shirt/jacket combo. It's like Miami Vice If you're wondering, the man on the right paid for everything advert Here he is ladies and gentlemen! Dr Massive Bollocks!Lewis Tweed, professional skulker

Jack Tweed in a particularly emotive shot of Redbridge Magistrates

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Wed, 09/02/2011 - 11:36 by John Hill

Every time we hear about the Tweed and his two best pals, they seem to be closer to going to prison. Jack, his brother Lewis and club owner Mark Wright are all just naughty boys who like to have a good time, so it's hardly surprising they get into scrapes now and again, after all, the poor little buggers haven't got anything to occupy themselves with. If they're not throwing rocks through church windows, they're pushing dog poo though pensioner's letterboxes or setting alight to stray cats and throwing them in the canal.

Come on, fellow human beings, let's not send them to chokey. Instead, how about we put them in one of the government's new back-to-work schemes. Maybe Mark could train to be a gynaecological nurse and Lewis could teach PR to underprivileged kids. Probably still send Jack to prison though.

As you may have been able to tell, the case itself hasn't advanced that much, but we do have some pictures of the little ratbags at Redbridge Magistrates Court. Apparently they arrived, gave their names and then were told to come back on the 22nd of this month, having been released on unconditional bail.

If you need a refresher as to what the case is about, and whether you should give anything approaching a shit, then have a look here.

Also, don't forget, this isn't the first time Jack's had a brush with the penal system. He's been jailed for assault once before. Nothing would make us all happier than having to pay for the little parasite's stay at Her Majesty's pleasure, again.

Thanks very much, democracy.

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Comments

that guy mark right is on, the only way is essexx. What a wank out show, I hope it was cancelled!
dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 00:46
It's like Miami Vice set in Basildon.
dandyboy Wed, 09/02/2011 - 15:53
Or belts for fucks sake...and even his sunglasses are nasty cheap £12 affairs.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 09/02/2011 - 15:29
That's aparticularly nasty and cheap suit that he's wearing, and he'll have to give up on the comb-over soon, he's fooling no one.

And, AND, don't people wear ties to court any more? mumble mumble, disgraceful, mumble mumble, country's going to the dogs, mumble mumble, in my day mumble mumble **shuffles newspaper, and returns to cup of Horlicks**
slug Wed, 09/02/2011 - 12:11

That's aparticularly nasty and cheap suit that he's wearing, and he'll have to give up on the comb-over soon, he's fooling no one.

And, AND, don't people wear ties to court any more? mumble mumble, disgraceful, mumble mumble, country's going to the dogs, mumble mumble, in my day mumble mumble **shuffles newspaper, and returns to cup of Horlicks**
slug Wed, 09/02/2011 - 12:11
Or belts for fucks sake...and even his sunglasses are nasty cheap £12 affairs.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 09/02/2011 - 15:29
It's like Miami Vice set in Basildon.
dandyboy Wed, 09/02/2011 - 15:53
that guy mark right is on, the only way is essexx. What a wank out show, I hope it was cancelled!
dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 00:46