Tweed has been talking about his one-night stand with model Lisa O'Connor, who you might remember from a story a while back where her and her mate turned down Russell Brand for a threesome, and says he felt so guilty afterwards that he cried in the cab home afterwards.
Seeing his "U WANT RUMP?" texts splashed over the papers when she sold her story last week can't have helped either...
When asked about the sex, Tweed told new! magazine: "I can't remember it at all. I'd had so much to drink that night and I'm a bloke and these things happen. It's all very blurry.
"I didn't stay the night. I had started to sober up and left after it happened. I felt so guilty that I started crying when I went home. I regretted it so much. I felt dirty and sick. No offence to her, but it's the circumstances. I shouldn't have done it."
What a gent. BEST QUOTE EVER.
Tweed can't have felt that guilty though as it didn't take him long to get into bed with another glamour model, Maria Fowler (pic 7), who was apparently there for him through Jade's death and whom he cruelly dumped just six days after they got it on at Faeces nightclub in Essex. Jack, you are a cad and a scoundrel - dumping a girl so cruelly after the romantic highs of a trip to Faces.
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COMMENTS (6)
Cunt in "caught being a cunt" shock!
La Dolce Vita!
I thought he'd have at least a year dressed in black and visiting the cemetery once a day, bring back Victorian Values that's what I say
Sounds like Max Clifford to me not Jack the twat Tweed. Still at least she is better looking than the late "wife." Wish he would fuck off trying to be famous though.
HAHAHAHAHA bet she was happy.
What a fucking prick!