The poor man's version of The Saturdays, more like Shampoo meets Vanilla (that group who sang 'No Way, No Way' and filmed their video down the Tooting Bec lido) were at the Nokia launch party, where Jack Tweed was drinking away his sorrows.
Little Boots, dressed as a unicorn, gave a performance at the launch at Potters Field. But who does she think she is? Bubble G clearly should have taken her place.
Also at the roller disco was aardvark lookalike Kimberly Stewart, Bianca Gascoigne, Tweed, Kelly Osbourne and Naomi Millbank-Smith.
Needless to say, the skating rink was overflowing with soup...
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (10)
4x sexy gills.................
i´ve seen better looking girls working in tesco´s
The outer two are a bit council
ok, i was worng, 4x spunk buckets....
Richard Clayderman says: "I chanter la chanson de l'amour"
Fucking hell, all you need to do to get a recording contract these days is to pick up 4 dodgy slappers in their early 20s, dress them in some shit from Top Shop and bingo! Cunty Jack Tweed will turn up. Oh well, apart from some appearance on C4, they'll get the obligatory footballer bukkake fest...
God, if you didn't know anything about him, never heard of him, just a glance at pic 10 would tell you Jack Tweed is a twat.
And Kelly Osborne? You've got two choices, love - either lose half your body weight or stop wearing leggings.
You know what's great about Bianca Gascoigne? She looks so, so cheap, tacky, common, council and nasty. She's pretty high up on my chav fetish chart.
The one with a pink dress is really beautiful!!!!!!
Very Very Sexy!!!!!!
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