Tweedy orgy
Sun, 09/08/2009 - 13:01 by HM writer
Details of Jack Tweed's reported eight-hour orgy that he threw at his new home last week have finally emerged from one of the guests, glamour model Roxy Townsend. And she leaves no stone unturned with the detailed analysis of the night. It's lose your brunch Sunday....

Three glamour models were seen leaving his home the following day last week, claiming one of them was Tweed's cousins and that hey had only stayed at his house for so long because they were helping him clean. But now they've been offered more money (probably) the lucky threesome have given explicit details about their night with Tweed.

Roxy said:

Jack was moving from girl to girl, kissing one, groping the next, snogging another. And he clearly likes variety because he went from a blonde to a mixed-race girl then onto Sam. Girls were passed round like pieces of meat and we felt pressurised into having sex.

At one point, one guy shouted to another, 'Mate, you can have her next, I'm done with her'.

It was disgusting, disrespectful and degrading.

Townsend refused to have sex with Tweed or his friends, but did give one of them a lapdance and flashed her underwear:

He sat down and said, 'So what are you going to do for me?' I was very drunk so I started dancing for him, wiggling my hips, giving him a lapdance. He was encouraging me.

Guys were running in and out of the room naked, asking if they could join in as we were having sex.

At one point, the guy I was having sex with, even asked me, 'Do you mind if my friend joins in and we have a threesome?'

It finished after that because I was like, 'What? Who do you think I am?'

Erm...

And as another model complained that Tweed had no photographs of Jade Goody and her two children in his home (not the biggest turn on we'd imagine if you're thrwoing an orgy) his spokesperson has since commented:

Jack says he wasn't involved with any of the girls in any way that night.

There were no photos of Jade or their boys that night simply because he has just moved in and hasn't unpacked them from boxes.

Best place for them by the sounds of things...

  • 8 hours? Too long. Over in 5 minutes, please, so I can get back to me knitting.

    blaxa Mon, 10/08/2009 - 09:32
  • "It was disgusting, disrespectful and degrading."

    No fucking shit Sherlock... did you think you were going to the gaff to discuss the finer points of Chekovian influence in post-modernist poetry? You fucking dumb, stupid spunkdumps.

    Never mind, the Premier League season starts next saturday. You can get back into the public eye with some 3rd rate Burnley midfielder....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 21:03
  • "It was disgusting, disrespectful and degrading."

    No fucking shit Sherlock... did you think you were going to the gaff to discuss the finer points of Chekovian influence in post-modernist poetry? You fucking dumb, stupid spunkdumps.

    Never mind, the Premier League season starts next saturday. You can get back into the public eye with some 3rd rate Burnley midfielder....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 21:03
  • 8 hours? Too long. Over in 5 minutes, please, so I can get back to me knitting.

    blaxa Mon, 10/08/2009 - 09:32

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