Jack Tweed banned from appearing in 'The Only Way Is Essex', drowns his sorrows

Jack Tweed leaving Alto last night

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Thu, 07/10/2010 - 12:35 by Harry Bow

The upward eyeball roll is to Jack Tweed what the sticky out tongue is to Kerry Katona... Here he is leaving Alto last night - days after he being given the devastating news that he's banned from appearing in new reality show described as "Hollyoaks for real people" even though his best mate is the main star...

... We wonder if the aforementioned friend is the sexy guy giving it the 'Ed Westwick' on in pic 4?

Anyway, the ITV2 show, which is due to launch this Sunday, apparently focuses on Tweed's business partner and flatmate Mark Wright, a glama model called Porchia (sic) and presumably more Faeces regulars.

Talking about the show, an insider said:

“Jack is Mark’s best mate but he will not be in the show.

“We’ve got our stars and they will provide enough drama to keep viewers glued to their television sets. They are a lively bunch and will not disappoint.”

“There are no secrets, which is going to be great for the viewers.

“It’s going to be a bit like Hollyoaks but with real-life people – not actors.

Hang on, Hollyoaks has real actors?

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Comments

2010 though. More chicken than egg. I hope you (and we all) get an answer soon.
stella ah trois Fri, 08/10/2010 - 07:05
I know this is an oft-asked question on HM, but what does Tweed actually DO? I mean, seriously, apart from marrying Jade, what has he ever done? Has he had a 'presenting' job on QVC or something, ever? Or is his 'celebrity' status simply from boffing someone else whose 'celebrity' status was fairly tenuous and confusing (to say the least)?

Actually, it would appear he has been in a FILM: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1452294/fullcredits#cast
tescopop Thu, 07/10/2010 - 16:34
Firstly, hats off to you for Bargain Basement Jack. And while I'm here, who the fuck watches ITV2? You might as well get a tattoo on your face saying you've fucking given up on life.
dandyboy Thu, 07/10/2010 - 14:39

Firstly, hats off to you for Bargain Basement Jack. And while I'm here, who the fuck watches ITV2? You might as well get a tattoo on your face saying you've fucking given up on life.
dandyboy Thu, 07/10/2010 - 14:39
I know this is an oft-asked question on HM, but what does Tweed actually DO? I mean, seriously, apart from marrying Jade, what has he ever done? Has he had a 'presenting' job on QVC or something, ever? Or is his 'celebrity' status simply from boffing someone else whose 'celebrity' status was fairly tenuous and confusing (to say the least)?

Actually, it would appear he has been in a FILM: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1452294/fullcredits#cast
tescopop Thu, 07/10/2010 - 16:34
2010 though. More chicken than egg. I hope you (and we all) get an answer soon.
stella ah trois Fri, 08/10/2010 - 07:05