Tweed was out at Movida when photographers frightened his female companions away. But soon two other women passed by who he picked up instead.

Earlier this week, Tweed was forced by his media advisers voluntarily spoke out about his sexual encounter with glamour model Lisa O'Conner after she sold her story to the News Of The World (he sure can pick them) to profess his utter guilt after the one night stand.

He had said, as the world's smallest violin played in the background, that he felt "dirty" and "sick."

How does he think we felt reading about it?

But we're pretty sure that after picking up the girls, he left on his own where his mother was waiting at his home with his pj's freshly ironed and a steaming mug of Horlicks...