Jack Tweed leaves Movida
Don't cry for me at Movida
Thu, 23/07/2009 - 11:07 by HM writerTweed was out at Movida when photographers frightened his female companions away. But soon two other women passed by who he picked up instead.
Earlier this week, Tweed was forced by his media advisers voluntarily spoke out about his sexual encounter with glamour model Lisa O'Conner after she sold her story to the News Of The World (he sure can pick them) to profess his utter guilt after the one night stand.
He had said, as the world's smallest violin played in the background, that he felt "dirty" and "sick."
How does he think we felt reading about it?
But we're pretty sure that after picking up the girls, he left on his own where his mother was waiting at his home with his pj's freshly ironed and a steaming mug of Horlicks...
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Thank you for setting me straight. I feel suitably chastened. I am glad that this voice of reason, hovering outside of "Hovida" no doubt for purely humanitarian reasons, has shown me the error of my ways.
Fuck off. You ugly self-righteous cunt.
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seriously you people are fucking ridiculous. you really believe everything thats written. i was outside the club and saw them they were walking in the OPPOSITE direction to him and he TURNED AROUND and tried to talk to THEM, but they carried on walking!!!! seriously you must have so much time on your hands to be slagging off girls you don't even know, it really is disgusting how you can comment on girls like that. send pictures of yourselves for us to comment on!!!
I like the 'total cunt standing... here!' arrow in the first few pics.
the cunt in the middle is fucking terrible.
That's got to be the best title to a HM story ever. And it would appear that we have the new Dean Gaffney in our midsts, the red tops must be wetting themselves over the amount of kiss and tells they'll get from him over the next few years.
Christ, you're not wrong. Look at the state of those two dead-eyed ho's. Not at all the type of classy number that Jack usually goes for.
Kill him, cut his bollacks off then hang him by the neck from a lamp post!
Bring back Hanging!!!
"Ladies"? Really? "Ladies"? Ladies don't go to Movida.
You mean slags. Slags.
"Ladies"? Really? "Ladies"? Ladies don't go to Movida.
You mean slags. Slags.
Kill him, cut his bollacks off then hang him by the neck from a lamp post!
Bring back Hanging!!!
Christ, you're not wrong. Look at the state of those two dead-eyed ho's. Not at all the type of classy number that Jack usually goes for.
That's got to be the best title to a HM story ever. And it would appear that we have the new Dean Gaffney in our midsts, the red tops must be wetting themselves over the amount of kiss and tells they'll get from him over the next few years.
the cunt in the middle is fucking terrible.
I like the 'total cunt standing... here!' arrow in the first few pics.
seriously you people are fucking ridiculous. you really believe everything thats written. i was outside the club and saw them they were walking in the OPPOSITE direction to him and he TURNED AROUND and tried to talk to THEM, but they carried on walking!!!! seriously you must have so much time on your hands to be slagging off girls you don't even know, it really is disgusting how you can comment on girls like that. send pictures of yourselves for us to comment on!!!
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Thank you for setting me straight. I feel suitably chastened. I am glad that this voice of reason, hovering outside of "Hovida" no doubt for purely humanitarian reasons, has shown me the error of my ways.
Fuck off. You ugly self-righteous cunt.
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Salman Khan
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