Jack Tweed reportedly keen to get back on the booze and sex after jail release

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Sun, 28/02/2010 - 11:01 by Harry Bow

Jack Tweed stories are a bit like buses - unsightly and quite depressing...

After hearing nothing from him for six months (since he was tucked up in the clink), Jack Tweed is back, back, BACK. We might have reported on his release yesterday, but today's story is quite different...

While Tweed's mum a source told the The Sun that the 22-year-old had been thinking of nothing but his late wife Jade Goody while in Pentonville Prison, the tabloid's sister paper now claims he is in fact desperate to return to his 'wild party lifestyle'.

Speaking to the News of the World, a 'prison source' revealed:

"All he was talking about was getting out as quickly as he could so he could get back on the booze and start meeting girls again. They're the two things he's missed the most while he's been inside. But he hasn't had a bad time because the other inmates thought he was a God.

A God? We think this source might be dyslexic.

"He's off the rails. It hardly looks like he's become a changed man during his time inside."

Although, after his grave-side visit yesterday, Tweed WAS spotted shopping for groceries in Waitrose rather than woman in Faces, so perhaps he really has changed - unless he was shopping for this and this.

 

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Comments

  • The face you would never tire of repeatedly punching

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:10

  • So he's out is he? Lucky fucking bugger. You know who he'll hook up with now --- Kerry Katona.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 22:46

  • He's probably ashamed to get naked in front of ladies these days, the little twatrag must have an arse like an open manhole by now.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:00

  • oh crap - Just when i had forgotten about this streak of piss

    mike hunt Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:22

  • does this mean he will be back on HM every day? Aren't we done with him now?

    elbow Mon, 01/03/2010 - 07:44

  • 'Keen to get back to sex'? Presumably you mean "...of the kind where he doesn't have to call anyone 'Daddy'"?

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Sun, 28/02/2010 - 22:39

  • 'Keen to get back to sex'? Presumably you mean "...of the kind where he doesn't have to call anyone 'Daddy'"?

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Sun, 28/02/2010 - 22:39

  • does this mean he will be back on HM every day? Aren't we done with him now?

    elbow Mon, 01/03/2010 - 07:44

  • oh crap - Just when i had forgotten about this streak of piss

    mike hunt Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:22

  • He's probably ashamed to get naked in front of ladies these days, the little twatrag must have an arse like an open manhole by now.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:00

  • So he's out is he? Lucky fucking bugger. You know who he'll hook up with now --- Kerry Katona.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 22:46

  • The face you would never tire of repeatedly punching

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:10

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