Pot, kettle etc...
Tue, 04/08/2009 - 11:12 by HM writer
Jack Tweed has criticised his mother-in-law Jackiey Budden, after she claimed to have been in contact with Jade via a psychic. And the psychic said that marrying Tweed had been the "biggest mistake" of Jade's life...

Budden went to see Jayne Wallace for a 2 hour seance to get in touch with Jade as you do but was less then complimentary about HM's favourite widower... So now Tweed has retaliated by claiming that Budden doesn't care about her grandsons, Bobby and Freddie, because she has since moved away from them to settle in Tenerife with her 36-year-old toyboy and Heston Blummenthal look-a-like. Tweed said:

Jackiey sees a lot of things in her head. She has said some pretty nasty things about me, as though she is Mrs Perfect – when she has swanned off to Tenerife and left her grandsons here. She is simply after money.

Meanwhile, three women left Tweed's new bachelor that he reportedly decorated with stuff taken from Goody'd home. But apparently they all stayed in the spare room and nothing "untoward happened".

Here are some pictures of Tweed at his favourite nightclub, Faeces in Essex, before he entered a car with no insurance or tax disc...

  • I do not understand why some people refuse to believe in psychic readings. That is something real and it happened to me as well. I don't care if people actually believe me, but I do know that there is more than meets the eye.

    hilarryburton Sat, 09/04/2011 - 04:50
  • That's not so much the point, it's just that Miss Piggy is still fucking warm to the touch. I couldn't care fucking less if the women he's porked are too dim to realise what a cunt this guy is, but the fact is his wealth and "fame" are down to her, and the children are not exactly going to look on daddy with any particular paternal warmth, are they? No, he really is the original 5 star, ocean-going, copper-bottomed cunt we all knew he was.

    Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 18:24
  • Yes he is a ratty little cunt but who in his situation - young, celebrity (fuck knows why but he is) and just spent a couple of years hanging out the back of chav version of Miss Piggy - wouldn't take the chance to pole a few glamour models ? Any man saying 'no not me' is a fucking liar.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 04/08/2009 - 13:46
  • ... says Jack Tweed with a dim page 3 slapper sitting on the end of his rancid cock

    Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 12:33
  • The man in the white shirt behind them is wanted for treason. He did not fulfill his moral public duty to slice the heads clean off of this pair of pig shit ignorant morons when in their vicinity.

    kwebb Tue, 04/08/2009 - 12:33
  • These mutants are a good argument for mass sterilisation

    Boffer Tue, 04/08/2009 - 11:59
  • So Jackieiyiyioh is making claims about physics? I want her to clarify whether Schroedinger's equation can be used to explain why Big Brother is so shit.

    merylhighground Tue, 04/08/2009 - 11:57
  • So Jackieiyiyioh is making claims about physics? I want her to clarify whether Schroedinger's equation can be used to explain why Big Brother is so shit.

    merylhighground Tue, 04/08/2009 - 11:57
  • These mutants are a good argument for mass sterilisation

    Boffer Tue, 04/08/2009 - 11:59
  • The man in the white shirt behind them is wanted for treason. He did not fulfill his moral public duty to slice the heads clean off of this pair of pig shit ignorant morons when in their vicinity.

    kwebb Tue, 04/08/2009 - 12:33
  • ... says Jack Tweed with a dim page 3 slapper sitting on the end of his rancid cock

    Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 12:33
  • Yes he is a ratty little cunt but who in his situation - young, celebrity (fuck knows why but he is) and just spent a couple of years hanging out the back of chav version of Miss Piggy - wouldn't take the chance to pole a few glamour models ? Any man saying 'no not me' is a fucking liar.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 04/08/2009 - 13:46
  • That's not so much the point, it's just that Miss Piggy is still fucking warm to the touch. I couldn't care fucking less if the women he's porked are too dim to realise what a cunt this guy is, but the fact is his wealth and "fame" are down to her, and the children are not exactly going to look on daddy with any particular paternal warmth, are they? No, he really is the original 5 star, ocean-going, copper-bottomed cunt we all knew he was.

    Blartmonster Tue, 04/08/2009 - 18:24
  • I do not understand why some people refuse to believe in psychic readings. That is something real and it happened to me as well. I don't care if people actually believe me, but I do know that there is more than meets the eye.

    hilarryburton Sat, 09/04/2011 - 04:50

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