Obviously Jack Tweed is so consumed with grief that he is unable to think rationally. For why else would the 21-year-old widower be reportedly taking thousands of pounds worth of Jade Goody's belongings to put in his bachelor pad while finding the time to Facebook Katie Price and ask her for a date? After all, who on earth would want to go on a date with Jordan?

Tweed has reportedly pissed off Jade's mother Jackiey Budden by removing a stereo, plasma TV and furniture from Jade's Essex home to furnish his bachelor pad, also in Essex.

Tasteful.

And the four-bedroom house he's renting will hopefully be fully furnished by the weekend, when Tweed is planning a housewarming with guests including Bianca Gascoigne and Lauren Pope.

A friend of Tweed's said:

Jack gets the keys Friday and is having a huge housewarming next day. It will be filled with glamour girls and hangers-on. He's taken all Jade's stuff as it was top of the line. He's so far had a stereo, plasma TV and a load of furniture.

Jackiey's furious, but there's nothing she can do. He's decking the whole place out with Jade's old stuff. It's obvious this place will be a party house for him and his mates. It'll be booze and women all the way.

We never doubted that for a minute.

But someone who will be declining an invitation to his sophisticated soiree is Katie Price. Tweed has reportedly been bombarding the glamour model with Facebook messages. He's obviously seen the pictures of Price dressed like a pepperami at her book launch recently (pic 2)...

Her agent said:

She is not interested.

Come on, not even Price is that desperate. We wonder what Dane Bowers is up to these days...