What a Class-A guy
Sun, 20/06/2010 - 08:27 by

We've always wondered why Jack Whitehall was dubbed 'the next Russell Brand', but now we understand. The News Of The World today published pictures of the so-called comedian snorting cocaine through a twenty pound note from his Blackberry... at the side of a road. That's the upper class way to do drugs, people!

Whitehall, who went to a 27 grand-per-year public school in Wiltshire, was captured taking the Class A drug on a pavement outside a nightclub in Manchester following the Parklife music festival. He was then seen handing the powder out willy nilly to all his pals. Click the pic above to see the damning evidence!

In case you aren't familiar with Jack's work, he is one of the most irritating, cringeworthy and detestable stand-up comedians in the game, but somehow still manages to get regular work (and his own fucking show) from Channel 4. If we were to make a hilarious pun based on his name, we would call him Jack Shitehall.

Obviously it's no shock that he's a recreational drug user, but the fact his habits have been brought to the public's attention can only be a good thing for our lives coupled with it being a terrible thing for his career.

He's already come out and given the classic grovelling apology, saying:

"Although I don't wish to say anything specific about the picture and the events of that night, my behaviour recently has not been up to the standard of what those who know me well would expect.

 

I know I have let myself and my family down.

 

I am committed to putting it right, and I hope people will not pass judgement on me too readily in the meantime."

Too late.

  • cunt aint funny, if he on coke or not i dont give a shit, how do we go about getting this vacuous arse from the tv, i dont want to see or hear is unfunny, written by someone else arse ever again, on the subject of cocks, i recon he took a few to get his smarmy face fuk on tv.
    if i ever see this cunt in the streets im leathering him and his mates

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:47
  • Fucking hell I thought that was a pic of Jack Tweed there

    koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:02
  • Sidebar:

    The hair is a tad Jedward...... which bodes ill for the sexual orientation of young Mr Whitehall......
    I want venture he too might be overtly interested in the owner of well maintained cock No1..... as presented by Stella.
    Oh, come on!
    He looks like he likes a but plug or 2.
    Butter wouldn't melt.....
    But jizz dribble? Errrr..... methinks a yes.
    I'd venture there are compromising snaps in Euroboy's vaults just waiting for the right moment to "resurface".

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 22/06/2010 - 14:36
  • Yes but Stella who is he? ................
    The cock obv........
    Not Jack Knobface.
    I could try sticking him up my arse headfirst smeared in goose fat but the irritating Etonesque vowels would lead to instant turn off and death.
    His, not mine.

    Last tango in ................
    Bournemouth!

    Not quite the Bois de Boulogne is it tho?
    Mmmmmm....... no.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 22/06/2010 - 14:31
  • Thanks Rev. You truly understand the concept of Christian charity.
    xxx

    huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:22
  • If things get desparate again Hux then just let me know as in the spirit of friendship and support I will always be willing to let you take a gander at mine.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:44
  • Totally. Real back sack and crack grooming. Such smoooooooth thighs too. Looks a big ginger.

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 08:53
  • It doesn't look like the cock of a straight British man- note how well the topiary has been tended. It has to be a gay porn cock.

    huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:59
  • There are not words for how much I dislike this prick(Whitehall, not the actual prick). He and that bitch Holly Walsh have to be the two smuggest, unfunniest cunts in the business. Every JCR in every third rate university has a cunt like this in it. The fact that he is even on TV is yet more supporting evidence for Richard Dawkins. Plus, what kind of comedian apologises for taking coke? Spineless arseface.

    psammmead Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:26
  • This was in the NoTW? The only thing newsworthy about this story is its inevitibility! Turn to page 22 for Spring Turns to Summer Shocker!

    re: the cock, is it a bloke called Andy? From Durham?

    GretaBritain Sun, 20/06/2010 - 16:13
  • Thanks for that- I hadn't seen one for about twelve hours so needed my fix.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 15:34
  • No, Ernie from the Muppets. Here is a knob though.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/06/2010 - 12:24
  • Were you trying to post a picture of a real knob? They probably have some sort of hi-tec defence against that sort of filth. Unfortunately.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:55
  • He was then saw... Fucking sort it, you cunts.

    dennisnilsen Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:48
  • fuck it - trying to post a pic. He's a knob. That will do.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:32
  • Posh boy in media snorts coke- I'm reeling from the revelation. Never heard of him though.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 09:03
  • Posh boy in media snorts coke- I'm reeling from the revelation. Never heard of him though.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 09:03
  • fuck it - trying to post a pic. He's a knob. That will do.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:32
  • He was then saw... Fucking sort it, you cunts.

    dennisnilsen Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:48
  • Were you trying to post a picture of a real knob? They probably have some sort of hi-tec defence against that sort of filth. Unfortunately.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:55
  • No, Ernie from the Muppets. Here is a knob though.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/06/2010 - 12:24
  • Thanks for that- I hadn't seen one for about twelve hours so needed my fix.

    huxylady Sun, 20/06/2010 - 15:34
  • This was in the NoTW? The only thing newsworthy about this story is its inevitibility! Turn to page 22 for Spring Turns to Summer Shocker!

    re: the cock, is it a bloke called Andy? From Durham?

    GretaBritain Sun, 20/06/2010 - 16:13
  • There are not words for how much I dislike this prick(Whitehall, not the actual prick). He and that bitch Holly Walsh have to be the two smuggest, unfunniest cunts in the business. Every JCR in every third rate university has a cunt like this in it. The fact that he is even on TV is yet more supporting evidence for Richard Dawkins. Plus, what kind of comedian apologises for taking coke? Spineless arseface.

    psammmead Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:26
  • It doesn't look like the cock of a straight British man- note how well the topiary has been tended. It has to be a gay porn cock.

    huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:59
  • Totally. Real back sack and crack grooming. Such smoooooooth thighs too. Looks a big ginger.

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 08:53
  • If things get desparate again Hux then just let me know as in the spirit of friendship and support I will always be willing to let you take a gander at mine.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:44
  • Thanks Rev. You truly understand the concept of Christian charity.
    xxx

    huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:22
  • Yes but Stella who is he? ................
    The cock obv........
    Not Jack Knobface.
    I could try sticking him up my arse headfirst smeared in goose fat but the irritating Etonesque vowels would lead to instant turn off and death.
    His, not mine.

    Last tango in ................
    Bournemouth!

    Not quite the Bois de Boulogne is it tho?
    Mmmmmm....... no.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 22/06/2010 - 14:31
  • Sidebar:

    The hair is a tad Jedward...... which bodes ill for the sexual orientation of young Mr Whitehall......
    I want venture he too might be overtly interested in the owner of well maintained cock No1..... as presented by Stella.
    Oh, come on!
    He looks like he likes a but plug or 2.
    Butter wouldn't melt.....
    But jizz dribble? Errrr..... methinks a yes.
    I'd venture there are compromising snaps in Euroboy's vaults just waiting for the right moment to "resurface".

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 22/06/2010 - 14:36
  • Fucking hell I thought that was a pic of Jack Tweed there

    koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:02
  • cunt aint funny, if he on coke or not i dont give a shit, how do we go about getting this vacuous arse from the tv, i dont want to see or hear is unfunny, written by someone else arse ever again, on the subject of cocks, i recon he took a few to get his smarmy face fuk on tv.
    if i ever see this cunt in the streets im leathering him and his mates

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:47