Jackass would've been a lot funnier if they'd actually hurt themselves properly, rather than just rolling around on the ground after falling out of a shopping trolley. Maybe if one of them had lost a limb it would have given the show that real cutting edge it was missing. Instead, now we've got the Dirty Sanchez boys beating the crap out of each other's genitals, seemingly doing anything to avoid the fact that they obviously want nothing more than to Brokeback each other until the sun comes up over the welsh valleys. 

The premiere, the final Jackass film, was a sad sight to behold. While they may not have ever been that funny (we're very high brow here. Ibsen is our Jackass) they were certainly pretty exciteable, something which hasn't worked entirely in their favour, especially Bam Margera who now looks like a junkie biker.

If you were wondering whether it was just the washed-out Jackass crew showing their age, then wonder no more, as Ron Jeremy was there, as was Jenna Jameson the recent Jim Carrey discard (there's not much more embarrassing than being dropped by Ace Ventura).

Maybe they really will hurt themselves in this one. Although apparently Steve-O's been off the sauce for two years, so it sounds even wilder than usual.