Jackiey Budden struck down with suspected swine flu

The Swine!

Tue, 21/07/2009 - 16:41 by HM writer

Hold the front page. Jackiey Budden has been rushed to hospital in Spain with suspected Swine flu. Please God don't let Jack Tweed be struck down next...*Crosses fingers*

Jackiey, who has moved to Tenerife with her 36-year-old toyboy boyfriend Jason Cooper (we can't find a picture but he looks like Heston Blumenthal if he were addicted to sunbeds) was rushed to hospital with suspected swine flu symptoms.

A source said:

Everyone was terrified she caught swine flu. She is not exactly the picture of health and there's a worry it could cause her problems.

And her spokesperson has denied that she was angry at Jack Tweed for missing Goody's memorial service to star in a pop video. What could possibly upset her about that?

Her aide said:

She has been in hospital and has been unable to use her phone.

According to reports, she's currently recovering from the illness but to prevent sleepless nights, we'll keep you updated on her condition...

Jackiey Budden

Comments

Every sinus treatment is the same take a pill clear up your sinuses and blow your nose but there really isn't any cure for the common cold. Trying to avoid swine isn't that hard just wash your hands stay clean and away from sick people.
davegs Mon, 18/01/2010 - 19:23
There is a god ..
nurcat Wed, 22/07/2009 - 16:43
Jade Goody Micheal Jackson, perhaps Jackie the ex lesbain ............... come on Kerry Katona!!!
dionne Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:29
Jesus Christ ! it's Andrew Lloyd Webbers tattooed, cross-dressing brother !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:19
That first photo isn't that fat, bald, dead lass's mother... It's Liam Neeson in drag.
MrSmeds Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:45
Surely pigs are more at risk of Budden flu than vice versa.
BigPhil Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:00
Who the fuck is she ?
carbon cowboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 00:26
Is the Urgencias sign pointing towards the toilets? I like this idea - practicalis beforo I travello; sortof o needing eh; and urgencias like nowo.

And yes, Ivor, he's my mother too.
stella ah trois Tue, 21/07/2009 - 20:07
Come on Jackiey, love (have I spelled that right and is that honestly a name they gave Cockney kids in the 1930s or whenever?? If it wasn't, the vicar who allowed it must have been as pissed as me), even us plebs are going down with that pig fever now. Need a touch more serious to put you on the front pages of the red tops - isn't the Black Death due a comeback? (that's not racist btw for any Guardian readers).
SelectiveInvective Tue, 21/07/2009 - 20:00
Gives new meaning to pigs with snouts in the trough.!!
koos Tue, 21/07/2009 - 19:08
Oh look, you CAN put lipstick on a pig.
kayceejayh Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:14
If anyone had a natural predisposition to catching swine flu it was always going to be that family though wasn't it?
dandyboy Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:05
He looks very much like that olivia woolley, dont ya think?

Separated at birth...?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 21/07/2009 - 17:35
Tragic, tragic, news. Book the front page of Hello and OK Now.
ezekiel2517 Tue, 21/07/2009 - 17:29

Tragic, tragic, news. Book the front page of Hello and OK Now.
ezekiel2517 Tue, 21/07/2009 - 17:29
He looks very much like that olivia woolley, dont ya think?

Separated at birth...?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 21/07/2009 - 17:35
If anyone had a natural predisposition to catching swine flu it was always going to be that family though wasn't it?
dandyboy Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:05
Oh look, you CAN put lipstick on a pig.
kayceejayh Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:14
Gives new meaning to pigs with snouts in the trough.!!
koos Tue, 21/07/2009 - 19:08
Come on Jackiey, love (have I spelled that right and is that honestly a name they gave Cockney kids in the 1930s or whenever?? If it wasn't, the vicar who allowed it must have been as pissed as me), even us plebs are going down with that pig fever now. Need a touch more serious to put you on the front pages of the red tops - isn't the Black Death due a comeback? (that's not racist btw for any Guardian readers).
SelectiveInvective Tue, 21/07/2009 - 20:00
Is the Urgencias sign pointing towards the toilets? I like this idea - practicalis beforo I travello; sortof o needing eh; and urgencias like nowo.

And yes, Ivor, he's my mother too.
stella ah trois Tue, 21/07/2009 - 20:07
Who the fuck is she ?
carbon cowboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 00:26
Surely pigs are more at risk of Budden flu than vice versa.
BigPhil Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:00
That first photo isn't that fat, bald, dead lass's mother... It's Liam Neeson in drag.
MrSmeds Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:45
Jesus Christ ! it's Andrew Lloyd Webbers tattooed, cross-dressing brother !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:19
Jade Goody Micheal Jackson, perhaps Jackie the ex lesbain ............... come on Kerry Katona!!!
dionne Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:29
There is a god ..
nurcat Wed, 22/07/2009 - 16:43
Every sinus treatment is the same take a pill clear up your sinuses and blow your nose but there really isn't any cure for the common cold. Trying to avoid swine isn't that hard just wash your hands stay clean and away from sick people.
davegs Mon, 18/01/2010 - 19:23