According to her mother, Jade Goody has criticised her widowed husband from beyond the grave over his rather cavalier attitude to boning page 3 models. I shit you not.

In a (televised of course) 2 hour séance with liar psychic Jayne Wallace, Jade's presence was felt and she gave her opinion on Tweed to her mum.

Jade apparently said (you need to say this like a ghost - think of an Essex Jacob Marley in Juicy Couture tracky bottoms):

"Jade wants to say, 'Sorry Mum' for not listening to you. She knows it was the biggest mistake she ever made - but she just wanted to be a princess."

"She still loves him and knows he loved her, but she's disgusted with his behaviour and thinks it's disrespectful to her memory and to you."

Jackiey then said:

"I've stuck up for him too often - but not anymore. If he wants to go around shagging different girls that's up to him."

"He's 22 and I expect that. But don't give interviews blaming drink, because it's rubbish. It made me sick that he was with a girl just three weeks after the funeral - I was shocked."

"Most of the men Jade has ever been with have sold her out. The only difference with Jack is that he waited till she was dead."

Well Jackiey in all fairness they had a good teacher. And does anyone in this day and age still believe these crappy psychics? Even Derek Acorah turned out to be a BARE FACED LIAR.

I know you don't need reminding, but the pic gallery gives some gravitas to the adage "You end up with the face you deserve". And lets not forget - Until Jade paid for a truckload of plastic surgery, Jackiey actually used to look far, FAR worse.