From Prince to Hince
Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:36 by Harry Bow

Kate will be whipping Jamie Hince's hot pants off and frog-marching him straight to the bridal shop - the Kills guitarist is finally set to become Mr Moss... 

After missing out on the chance to become a real life princess following an alleged fumble with an Italian prince, it looks like Kate Moss has decided to settle for a life of matrimony with ever faithful pet Jamie Hince. Yep, the Kills guy 'surprised' her by popping the question on her birthday (following a trip to the jewellers where Kate practically did the Beyonce dance in his face).

 

Moss, who spent the new year period in Thailand, flew out to Mustique with Philip Green for her birthday, leaving Hince at home (working on that next big Kills hit, eh?). However, according to the Daily Mail (whose previous Moss scoop was 'droopy arse SHOCKER'), her boyfriend jetted out to surprise her, with a source saying:

'Kate was stunned, Jamie called her up and told her not to come home. He said he was flying out to Mustique.

 

'He had carefully picked a ring and chose her birthday to propose.

 

'It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional."

Life carting about Kate? Emotional wouldn't come anywhere close... Anything that stops people talking about Katy and Russell though...

  • god her latest pics have been very shocking indeed, she looks really haggard and allot older than 35 years to me she looks 45 at least. Yes I thought Jaime Hince was Bob Geldoff until I realised the Geldoff has a rather more sad face than hince and this guy doesnt try to save the planet all the time! NOTICE whenever she wants to wane the puplic for there affection she somehow acts normal and is always photographed with that daughter of hers, forget her name ohh well her little handbag!

    dancingworm Wed, 20/01/2010 - 08:10
  • Shame! You don't know who they are? Don't admit stuff like that man. If you don't know, google and blag it like the rest of us. Still, fuck knows what their music sounds like so you've got a point there cos, like Jamie's cock, I'm blowed if I've heard any of their stuff.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 22:50
  • The story here isn't Kate Moss - it's you Mr HM in an unguarded moment namechecking the Daily Mail. Still they've got a cracking little site so I can't knock it. Weird ennit that they're getting it right. Totally unfunny bless but snide and bitchy nonetheless. They're not supposed to get it right. It's like your mum knowing where to score some weed. Embarassing but awesome still.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:46
  • is that bob geldof in pic 1??

    Barry Jorge Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:57
  • I think it's a typo, it should be "all killed horribly by falling into a giant meat grinder set to extra slow"...

    malachysdad Tue, 19/01/2010 - 15:21
  • OK so I'm not not the sharpest tool in the box when it comes to music. I sit in an office with some sort of bland wallpaper music wafting around, and don't really give a hoot, but someone answer me this: Who are the Kills?

    I honestly don't care,but it annoys me that I don't know, because if I did know, then I could not care in the knowledge that I know enough not to care. See?

    slug Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:07
  • Kid? Don't think so. You're confusing party girl Kate with someone else.

    Oh

    Stramash Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:15
  • I'm confused. I don't *know* Moss, but nothing reported in the media seems to suggest she's despo to get married. She went on her hols *without* Mince, which isn't exactly the behaviour of a marriage-mad harpy.

    I dunno, who cares. It's not abnormal or even newsworthy for 35-year-old women to want to marry their boyfriend of 3 years.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:06
  • Don't you just love these sources - alone together yet some how mr/ms source knows all the loved up details. If Blart were here, I think he would be denying the, and I quote, 'hard faced bitch' capable of being 'extremely emotional'. Wonder if Hince has met her kid yet?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:04
  • "hince" rhymes pleasingly with "quince".

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:58
  • "hince" rhymes pleasingly with "quince".

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:58
  • Don't you just love these sources - alone together yet some how mr/ms source knows all the loved up details. If Blart were here, I think he would be denying the, and I quote, 'hard faced bitch' capable of being 'extremely emotional'. Wonder if Hince has met her kid yet?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:04
  • I'm confused. I don't *know* Moss, but nothing reported in the media seems to suggest she's despo to get married. She went on her hols *without* Mince, which isn't exactly the behaviour of a marriage-mad harpy.

    I dunno, who cares. It's not abnormal or even newsworthy for 35-year-old women to want to marry their boyfriend of 3 years.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:06
  • Kid? Don't think so. You're confusing party girl Kate with someone else.

    Oh

    Stramash Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:15
  • OK so I'm not not the sharpest tool in the box when it comes to music. I sit in an office with some sort of bland wallpaper music wafting around, and don't really give a hoot, but someone answer me this: Who are the Kills?

    I honestly don't care,but it annoys me that I don't know, because if I did know, then I could not care in the knowledge that I know enough not to care. See?

    slug Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:07
  • I think it's a typo, it should be "all killed horribly by falling into a giant meat grinder set to extra slow"...

    malachysdad Tue, 19/01/2010 - 15:21
  • is that bob geldof in pic 1??

    Barry Jorge Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:57
  • The story here isn't Kate Moss - it's you Mr HM in an unguarded moment namechecking the Daily Mail. Still they've got a cracking little site so I can't knock it. Weird ennit that they're getting it right. Totally unfunny bless but snide and bitchy nonetheless. They're not supposed to get it right. It's like your mum knowing where to score some weed. Embarassing but awesome still.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:46
  • Shame! You don't know who they are? Don't admit stuff like that man. If you don't know, google and blag it like the rest of us. Still, fuck knows what their music sounds like so you've got a point there cos, like Jamie's cock, I'm blowed if I've heard any of their stuff.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 22:50
  • god her latest pics have been very shocking indeed, she looks really haggard and allot older than 35 years to me she looks 45 at least. Yes I thought Jaime Hince was Bob Geldoff until I realised the Geldoff has a rather more sad face than hince and this guy doesnt try to save the planet all the time! NOTICE whenever she wants to wane the puplic for there affection she somehow acts normal and is always photographed with that daughter of hers, forget her name ohh well her little handbag!

    dancingworm Wed, 20/01/2010 - 08:10

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