Jamie Jungers was awarded $75,000 and a tiara from the US equivalent of Claire's Accesories and wept tears of joy before saying that she felt truly blessed and thanked God.
Jamie Grubbs was less than pleased at coming second place, winning a measly $15,000 and storming off before even attending the press conference once the pageant had finished.
Unfortunately, alleged 'favourite' mistress Rachel Uchitel, Cori Rist and this one (probably) were excluded from the competition.
We can believe that Jungers would beat Grubbs but Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was robbed!
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COMMENTS (5)
Is this the calibre of bint he was (allegedly) porking?
Faaaacking 'ell. Was this the best that he could get? Shame.
Puddy gets the HM award for best product placement with her Gillette line ("Gillette - the best a man can get" Nice one Puds)
loveee, DO ONE!
Yeah loveeee for fucks sake you cunt.......if you're going to spam at least give me a link that works you fucking piece of shit.
Do these slappahs have comedy names to start with, or do they change their names from Gladys Forefinger to Cori Rist once they've found someone rich and famous to fuck?
I wonder if she gave him one off the Cori?