Janice Dickinson relives Closer pose, world recoils (again)

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Janice Dickinson at the Giles Deacon show

Don't Get Any Closer

Tue, 21/09/2010 - 11:15 by HM writer

Someone ought to check Janice Dickinson's prescription pill intake... It's such a slow and depressing news day that we've resorted to publishing some of the 85-year-old's upskirt shots while sympathetically censoring it with another twat instead...

Janice Dickinson has been in London this week and last to ruthlessly hunt down Calum Best and blag her way into Fashion Week. She even managed to make it on to the front row of Giles Deacon's show yesterday. Mind you, so did Kerry Katona...

And although there's no denying she looked a right state and free from the airbrushing here, the people responsible for shaving Abbey Clancey and Kelly Brook's eyebrows and replaced them with glitter before they took to the catwalk for Deacons's show have a lot to answer for...

Perhaps Janice took inspiration from it (NSFWish)...

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Comments

Yes, Pic 2 her Balsac's hanging out.
spandex Tue, 21/09/2010 - 16:52
Eeeeeeeeee! There was no need for picture 2. Plus it does question your defence of Katy Perry's upskirt 'ordeal'. In all likelihood, had that picture been taken and offered to you, would you not have run with it?
PuddyTwat Tue, 21/09/2010 - 15:03
I watched that Dickinson woman's telly show once. She was running a modelling agency. She was constantly making her 'models' audition for Ed Hardy campaigns and 'trade shows'. I do not know what a trade show is, but suffice to say, the whole show consisted of her dressing a bunch of permatanned 'hotties' in clothing that would combust within 30 paces of a lit match.
tescopop Tue, 21/09/2010 - 14:41
How did Frank Spencer end up in the middle of that lot?
dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 13:38
*It's such a slow and depressing news day*

You guys are in London, right? In London Fashion Week?? There is currently no larger conglomeration of cunts anywhere else on the planet. I've seen three of them already this morning. Can't you just send someone out with a disposable camera and make some stories up, like the NOTW does? Or is it company policy to 'Control C, Control V' from something someone else has produced?
Raging Hardon Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:00

*It's such a slow and depressing news day*

You guys are in London, right? In London Fashion Week?? There is currently no larger conglomeration of cunts anywhere else on the planet. I've seen three of them already this morning. Can't you just send someone out with a disposable camera and make some stories up, like the NOTW does? Or is it company policy to 'Control C, Control V' from something someone else has produced?
Raging Hardon Tue, 21/09/2010 - 12:00
How did Frank Spencer end up in the middle of that lot?
dandyboy Tue, 21/09/2010 - 13:38
I watched that Dickinson woman's telly show once. She was running a modelling agency. She was constantly making her 'models' audition for Ed Hardy campaigns and 'trade shows'. I do not know what a trade show is, but suffice to say, the whole show consisted of her dressing a bunch of permatanned 'hotties' in clothing that would combust within 30 paces of a lit match.
tescopop Tue, 21/09/2010 - 14:41
Eeeeeeeeee! There was no need for picture 2. Plus it does question your defence of Katy Perry's upskirt 'ordeal'. In all likelihood, had that picture been taken and offered to you, would you not have run with it?
PuddyTwat Tue, 21/09/2010 - 15:03
Yes, Pic 2 her Balsac's hanging out.
spandex Tue, 21/09/2010 - 16:52