Jason Manford caught wanking over a woman's twitpic
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Fri, 05/11/2010 - 11:22 by Mr. HMOne Show presenter Jason Manford has been busted by The Sun for sending private messages to a woman on Twitter getting her to send photos of her tits to him so he could have a wank whilst his wife sat at home heavily pregnant. "Ooone. OoooOOOOONE!"
The woman obviously realised she could squeeze a few quid from a newspaper and sold the whole thing.
She said she sent him a message, never expecting him to reply. Little did she know that he was on tour at the time, bored and in need of some slides for the wank bank.
She told The Sun:
"Jason's got a reputation as being very clean-cut - but there's obviously a more sleazy side to him too.
"I was really shocked by the way he pursued me and I think most people will be too. If I were his wife today I'd be furious."
After a couple of days to-ing and fro-ing the woman finally "caved in" and sent him pictures of her in a bra and another airing her breasts. She said:
"He asked me if I could keep it secret and he told me I looked sexy."
Well he was wrong on both counts. She couldn't keep a secret and being honest, she is about as sexy as an enema. The Sun has a pic of her and we aren't allowed to use it, but we found the nearest thing:
And her titties?
After probably spending a night on Vernon Kay's sofa smashing his laptop into a million tiny pieces, he said:
"I can see now that what started out as a bit of messing about and having a laugh on Twitter has been misjudged and I'd like to apologise to anyone that this has offended as that was the last thing I ever intended to do."
That's OK then.
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Comments
Deja vu. Married men, just say no to hustlers. Poor Jase will be packing wank-mags with his socks for a while yet.
Stop being mean about me. And it was M&S actually not Primark.
I would stick my dick in a bucket full of bleach and set it on fire after seeing her excuse of a face. I bet he feels a right daft lad now wanking off to that.
It's the funniest thing he's done to date.
Fucking hell, those teeth. She looks like Butthead.
Fuck me, its Linda off Nighty Night minus the black lippy!
Rebeunesque, Plump, big-boned, FATFUCKINGLARDO *tics*
Stout is such a fantastic old fashioned word. Many women in this country are 'stout' but they'd punch your lights out if you told them
'Porcine'?
'Adipose'?
'Rotund'?
Look I'm just pleading for a bit of creativity here, that's all.
Why when a girl is chubby does that equal busty? Can they not be more original? I think 'stout' is more accurate.
She looks like Mad Mary from Corrie. He is still batting above his averages though.
Did like the way the Sun had a massive picture of her breasts... just to illustrait a point.
Still though, this is the first time I've ever laughed in relation to anything he's ever said or done.
I agree, Greta, another proud day for the sisterhood.
Yes but don't forget, Frank Bough, in Victoria's Secret lingerie and a SARS mask, bugled off his tits, being paddled by a dominatrix.
He set's the standard when it comes to making a party go with a swing!
And what's annoying is that he "pursued" her and was "sleazy", but she's the one sexting pics of herself in a primark bra to all and sundry and agreeing for the fecking thing to be printed in the Sun!
Another example of the US outdoing us completely. They have Tiger Woods texting that he wants to punch hookers in the face, we have Jason Manford telling a member of the WI she looks sexy. We seriously need to up our game.
I'm not really sure he's done anything wrong. He was bored and told some bird who'd private messaged him first to send a picture of her tits. She's the one that did it. So basically she just sold a story about how she's a ridiculous desperate tit-picture-sender.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just went on The Sun's website! She looks like a farmer's wife!!!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just went on The Sun's website! She looks like a farmer's wife!!!
I'm not really sure he's done anything wrong. He was bored and told some bird who'd private messaged him first to send a picture of her tits. She's the one that did it. So basically she just sold a story about how she's a ridiculous desperate tit-picture-sender.
Another example of the US outdoing us completely. They have Tiger Woods texting that he wants to punch hookers in the face, we have Jason Manford telling a member of the WI she looks sexy. We seriously need to up our game.
And what's annoying is that he "pursued" her and was "sleazy", but she's the one sexting pics of herself in a primark bra to all and sundry and agreeing for the fecking thing to be printed in the Sun!
Yes but don't forget, Frank Bough, in Victoria's Secret lingerie and a SARS mask, bugled off his tits, being paddled by a dominatrix.
He set's the standard when it comes to making a party go with a swing!
I agree, Greta, another proud day for the sisterhood.
Still though, this is the first time I've ever laughed in relation to anything he's ever said or done.
Did like the way the Sun had a massive picture of her breasts... just to illustrait a point.
She looks like Mad Mary from Corrie. He is still batting above his averages though.
Why when a girl is chubby does that equal busty? Can they not be more original? I think 'stout' is more accurate.
'Porcine'?
'Adipose'?
'Rotund'?
Look I'm just pleading for a bit of creativity here, that's all.
Stout is such a fantastic old fashioned word. Many women in this country are 'stout' but they'd punch your lights out if you told them
Rebeunesque, Plump, big-boned, FATFUCKINGLARDO *tics*
Fuck me, its Linda off Nighty Night minus the black lippy!
Fucking hell, those teeth. She looks like Butthead.
It's the funniest thing he's done to date.
I would stick my dick in a bucket full of bleach and set it on fire after seeing her excuse of a face. I bet he feels a right daft lad now wanking off to that.
Stop being mean about me. And it was M&S actually not Primark.
Deja vu. Married men, just say no to hustlers. Poor Jase will be packing wank-mags with his socks for a while yet.