Jason Statham pissed in London
Lock, Stock and Too drunk to walk
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 09:52 by MetrosexualWe've all done it - had one Tizer too many and ended up covered in vomit and A-listers (HA!) like Jason Statham are no different.
Here he is being helped out of Jalouse in London.
He's using the well-worn grumpy-face tactic to distract spectators from the fact he's weaving around like a greased snake on a skateboard.
Here's what he said about the GQ party last week:
"It drags on a bit. You end up glazing over. The party's the real reason everyone turns up."
Presumably being permanently pissed lessens the tedium of filming his next sure-fire action turkey, Blitz. Well done Jase!
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Comments
Oh, the irony.
Who wouldnt be loaded hanging around all those Poo-jabbers
One trick pony doing his one trick - continuously. Fucking tit
Its alright, he's got Susan Boyle behind him ( pic 5 )
I dont actually think his expression changed through all the pics, ok i only got to 6. Bit like his acting really.
only an actor of his calibre can get away with this kind of behaviour.
I love the way he is still trying to look as hard as fuck... square jawed tosspot
I love the way he is still trying to look as hard as fuck... square jawed tosspot
only an actor of his calibre can get away with this kind of behaviour.
I dont actually think his expression changed through all the pics, ok i only got to 6. Bit like his acting really.
Its alright, he's got Susan Boyle behind him ( pic 5 )
One trick pony doing his one trick - continuously. Fucking tit
Who wouldnt be loaded hanging around all those Poo-jabbers
Oh, the irony.