Lock, Stock and Too drunk to walk
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 09:52 by Metrosexual

We've all done it - had one Tizer too many and ended up covered in vomit and A-listers (HA!) like Jason Statham are no different.

Here he is being helped out of Jalouse in London.  

He's using the well-worn grumpy-face tactic to distract spectators from the fact he's weaving around like a greased snake on a skateboard. 

Here's what he said about the GQ party last week:

"It drags on a bit. You end up glazing over. The party's the real reason everyone turns up."

Presumably being permanently pissed lessens the tedium of filming his next sure-fire action turkey, Blitz. Well done Jase!

 

  • Oh, the irony.

    Repugnant Mon, 28/09/2009 - 06:15
  • Who wouldnt be loaded hanging around all those Poo-jabbers

    dancingworm Fri, 18/09/2009 - 05:14
  • One trick pony doing his one trick - continuously. Fucking tit

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:47
  • Its alright, he's got Susan Boyle behind him ( pic 5 )

    fisterella Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:26
  • I dont actually think his expression changed through all the pics, ok i only got to 6. Bit like his acting really.

    elbow Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:07
  • only an actor of his calibre can get away with this kind of behaviour.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:00
  • I love the way he is still trying to look as hard as fuck... square jawed tosspot

    mike hunt Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:22
  • I love the way he is still trying to look as hard as fuck... square jawed tosspot

    mike hunt Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:22
  • only an actor of his calibre can get away with this kind of behaviour.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:00
  • I dont actually think his expression changed through all the pics, ok i only got to 6. Bit like his acting really.

    elbow Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:07
  • Its alright, he's got Susan Boyle behind him ( pic 5 )

    fisterella Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:26
  • One trick pony doing his one trick - continuously. Fucking tit

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:47
  • Who wouldnt be loaded hanging around all those Poo-jabbers

    dancingworm Fri, 18/09/2009 - 05:14
  • Oh, the irony.

    Repugnant Mon, 28/09/2009 - 06:15

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