Hard knock life
Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:31 by Metrosexual

Mega-bucked music mogul Jay Z pushed the boat out at his 40th birthday bash in Domincan Republic this weekend. 

Oooh fancy!

 

Hova flew his pals including Kanye West, Alicia Keys, Lil Wayne, Ne-Yo, Oprah, P Diddy, Mary J. Blige, Kate Hudson and baseball stars A-Rod and Pedro Martinez to the destination on a private jet where they guzzled Don Perignon and caviar until the sun came up.

 

The former drug dealer picked a gangster theme for the bash, doing the mansion up like the house from Scarface, but like any 40th, there was a bit of karaoke too. He treated guests to an impromptu rendition of his ditty Empire State of Mind.

 

On a less laddish note there was also a pretty firework display and some ladies did a synchronized swimming show. Lovely.

 

The only celebs who didn’t show up were long faced Gwyneth Paltrow and her weedy husband Chris Martin. Maybe caviar isn’t macrobiotic or something...

  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11
  • Well, some people know how to have fun... However, I think some of the huge amount of money Jay-Z spent could have easily gone to a charity.... And when I'm thinking that for my last birthday I only had some booze and crisps bought with some easy saver program vouchers... I really envy these selfish celebrities.

    AliceWonderland Sun, 28/02/2010 - 21:11
  • Oh Charl you don't know me well at all do you? *puts away copy of Pravda and readjusts Order of Lenin on chest*

    The man was dealing in fucking crack cocaine! He wasn't just flogging dodgy DVDs down on Walthamstow market or cheap black market fags in Dartford, this arsehole was flogging lethal class As to fund his gangsta lifestyle on the backs of the suffering of other people. You could say he funded himself to be where he is now.

    I have no hesitation - he and his ilk should be decomposing in unmarked prison ground

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:51
  • Fucking epic post Charl - says it all rather fucking succinctly

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:21
  • Plus rapping comes from poverty and hardship. What the fuck do you have to rap about once you're a multi-millionaire and shagging some gorgeous bird? Join a golf club, invest your money wisely and go for regular health checks Jay-Z. Leave the rest of it to someone who has something to say.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:20
  • Yes, but it is rapping. The verbal equivalent of BMXing or some other childish and pointless pursuit.

    Repugnant Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:19
  • fuck it. put my comment in the wrong place. oh, it doesn't matter.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:47
  • I think if one can rap as well as Jay Z, one is never too old.

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:30
  • Does anyone else find the notion of somebody rapping at 40 slightly pathetic?

    Repugnant Wed, 09/12/2009 - 09:54
  • I really like Jay Z. He seems like a nice guy (crack-dealing past aside).

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 09:33
  • Daily Mail reader by any chance?

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 07:35
  • He's got the jowls of a 60 year old. He must have been stashing the shit in his cheeks.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:12
  • Ex crack dealer and his hoe splurge loads of cash on selves and a bunch of liggers. Fantastic....

    walsingham Tue, 08/12/2009 - 21:38
  • He's got 99 problems but being 40 aint one.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 21:32
  • "The former drug dealer picked a gangster theme for the bash, doing the mansion up like the house from Scarface"

    Oh tasteful.... Well well well. Some alumni of HM seem to think ol' Jay Z as some sort of rap god. In my fucking regime the cunt would have been pushing up daisies in some unmarked grave. Fucking drug dealer scum. Execute the fucking lot...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:41
  • Nelly Furtdao, September 2019

    Mr. HM Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:35
  • It's only a matter of time before he's caught porking some bimbo.

    Stramash Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:08
  • who's pic 11?

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:07
  • What?! N Dubz were not invited at Jaz Z' birthday? and that was me thinking he mingled with proper celebrities only.

    kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:47
  • What?! N Dubz were not invited at Jaz Z' birthday? and that was me thinking he mingled with proper celebrities only.

    kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:47
  • who's pic 11?

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:07
  • It's only a matter of time before he's caught porking some bimbo.

    Stramash Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:08
  • Nelly Furtdao, September 2019

    Mr. HM Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:35
  • "The former drug dealer picked a gangster theme for the bash, doing the mansion up like the house from Scarface"

    Oh tasteful.... Well well well. Some alumni of HM seem to think ol' Jay Z as some sort of rap god. In my fucking regime the cunt would have been pushing up daisies in some unmarked grave. Fucking drug dealer scum. Execute the fucking lot...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:41
  • He's got 99 problems but being 40 aint one.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 21:32
  • Ex crack dealer and his hoe splurge loads of cash on selves and a bunch of liggers. Fantastic....

    walsingham Tue, 08/12/2009 - 21:38
  • He's got the jowls of a 60 year old. He must have been stashing the shit in his cheeks.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:12
  • Daily Mail reader by any chance?

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 07:35
  • I really like Jay Z. He seems like a nice guy (crack-dealing past aside).

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 09:33
  • Does anyone else find the notion of somebody rapping at 40 slightly pathetic?

    Repugnant Wed, 09/12/2009 - 09:54
  • I think if one can rap as well as Jay Z, one is never too old.

    tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:30
  • fuck it. put my comment in the wrong place. oh, it doesn't matter.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:47
  • Yes, but it is rapping. The verbal equivalent of BMXing or some other childish and pointless pursuit.

    Repugnant Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:19
  • Plus rapping comes from poverty and hardship. What the fuck do you have to rap about once you're a multi-millionaire and shagging some gorgeous bird? Join a golf club, invest your money wisely and go for regular health checks Jay-Z. Leave the rest of it to someone who has something to say.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:20
  • Fucking epic post Charl - says it all rather fucking succinctly

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:21
  • Oh Charl you don't know me well at all do you? *puts away copy of Pravda and readjusts Order of Lenin on chest*

    The man was dealing in fucking crack cocaine! He wasn't just flogging dodgy DVDs down on Walthamstow market or cheap black market fags in Dartford, this arsehole was flogging lethal class As to fund his gangsta lifestyle on the backs of the suffering of other people. You could say he funded himself to be where he is now.

    I have no hesitation - he and his ilk should be decomposing in unmarked prison ground

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:51
  • Well, some people know how to have fun... However, I think some of the huge amount of money Jay-Z spent could have easily gone to a charity.... And when I'm thinking that for my last birthday I only had some booze and crisps bought with some easy saver program vouchers... I really envy these selfish celebrities.

    AliceWonderland Sun, 28/02/2010 - 21:11
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11

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