Who you gonna call? Universal.
Wed, 17/03/2010 - 14:17 by Mr. HM

Thought you'd seen the last of Jedward after yesterday's news that they had been dumped by Sony after only one single? Tough titties...

Universal records made a swoop for them pretty much as soon as they got wind of the axe being wielded and have spun into overdrive and done a deal with Louis Walsh in under 24 hours.

It's unclear which Universal label they will sign to but chances are it will be Polydor or Island. The boys are heading over to London to sign within a matter of days.

Louis Walsh told HM:

"I'm delighted! I've always stood by them and now we've proved the boys have a great career ahead of them"

Hhmm... Anyway, we wouldn't bank on Rick Rubin being drafted in to produce the album (yes, it's an album deal) as although the choices for the next single are changing all the time the current favourite is...

And there you have it. House of Pain - Jump around.

  • I don't understand how there are still people in the world who find them endearing.

    retrovertigo Thu, 18/03/2010 - 18:07
  • Shame the talentless cuntbuckets werent snapped up by alligators. That would make a visit to Bristol Zoo seem bearable, getting to watch the talentless twins being eaten alive by hungry alligators.

    badgermonkey Thu, 18/03/2010 - 13:33
  • Like the turds that just won't go despite increasingly desperate flushing. Time to get a coat hanger and a bucket of water...

    shitthebed Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:20
  • Louis doesn't sound like he's panicking AT all.
    If they don't start making money he'll have to pimp them.
    Hope they kept their school uniform.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:18
  • A pair of Irish cunts, to be suitably called on March 17th. Still, I reckon Louis is pleased to keep his mitts on them, fnarr fnarr

    koshmar Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:57
  • SPUNK TRUMPETS! (please see corner post)

    hughjarse Wed, 17/03/2010 - 16:00
  • What record company in their right mind would want to sign these idiots who have fashioned themselves on a Harry Enfield sketch, they can't sing and they can't dance, they aren't even funny, same as the Cheeky Girls really, there are too many of these "talent" shows spawning morons like these pair, when is it ever going to end? I bet those two are really arrogant too, actually believing they can sing, when really they are just a novelty act, I bet they still wet the bed too, bunking up in the same room and crying for mummy when they have nightmares, ugly little runts

    scone Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:35
  • If this isn't a convincing argument for file sharing I don't know what is!
    The sooner these cunts in suits in record company's are brought to their knees for doing things like this,the fucking better!
    "Waiter! A huge bowl of 'CUNT' soup to table 2 please,Universal records are picking up the bill!"

    nikbear Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:02
  • If this isn't a convincing argument for file sharing I don't know what is!
    The sooner these cunts in suits in record company's are brought to their knees for doing things like this,the fucking better!
    "Waiter! A huge bowl of 'CUNT' soup to table 2 please,Universal records are picking up the bill!"

    nikbear Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:02
  • What record company in their right mind would want to sign these idiots who have fashioned themselves on a Harry Enfield sketch, they can't sing and they can't dance, they aren't even funny, same as the Cheeky Girls really, there are too many of these "talent" shows spawning morons like these pair, when is it ever going to end? I bet those two are really arrogant too, actually believing they can sing, when really they are just a novelty act, I bet they still wet the bed too, bunking up in the same room and crying for mummy when they have nightmares, ugly little runts

    scone Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:35
  • SPUNK TRUMPETS! (please see corner post)

    hughjarse Wed, 17/03/2010 - 16:00
  • A pair of Irish cunts, to be suitably called on March 17th. Still, I reckon Louis is pleased to keep his mitts on them, fnarr fnarr

    koshmar Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:57
  • Louis doesn't sound like he's panicking AT all.
    If they don't start making money he'll have to pimp them.
    Hope they kept their school uniform.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:18
  • Like the turds that just won't go despite increasingly desperate flushing. Time to get a coat hanger and a bucket of water...

    shitthebed Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:20
  • Shame the talentless cuntbuckets werent snapped up by alligators. That would make a visit to Bristol Zoo seem bearable, getting to watch the talentless twins being eaten alive by hungry alligators.

    badgermonkey Thu, 18/03/2010 - 13:33
  • I don't understand how there are still people in the world who find them endearing.

    retrovertigo Thu, 18/03/2010 - 18:07

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