What the hell?!

You forget though, Rev, I have a remaining shred of human decency. The only group of people I hate enough to exterminate is that of Coldplay fans.

Hey retro don't do yourself down, I'm pretty sure that you probably could kill more Jews than Hitler if you set your mind to it.

Bear in mind that he didn't have access to any of the nastier modern day bio-chemical resources that we have and he was running the whole operation without the benefit of a properly organised IT infrastructure which surely must have had a negative impact on his efficiency ratio's meaning that his daily Jew death to Concentration Camp Guard ratio would be well down on what it could be in todays e-society. Finally let's not forget that he didn't have nuclear weapons at his disposal (try as he might !) and when you think you could wipe out the whole of Israel (with a population of approximately 7,000,000) in a matter of minutes with a few well placed nukes....well let's just say I think you're being a little unambitious and defeatist to say that you couldn't do at least as good a job as old Adolf.

I love how people go into.... well, let's say "comedy", a profession where you generally have to be able to respond to criticism in a humourous way, and then get pissy and go "Yeah, well, I'd like to see you do better!" Like that's a valid argument. I don't think I could have exterminated more Jews than Hitler, doesn't mean I can't criticise him.

As your last post adequately points out, you're to comedy what Stephen Hawking is to the Krypton Factor assault course.

I'd suggest getting back to a job where you can achieve a modicum of success. After all, that till at Lidl won't operate itself.

Good luck, and godspeed to you both. x

Pic:4 the twins look bored

Hello elbow
If you had an attention span that lasted more than a minute I might be offended! And Fucksocks09, maybe you need to stop fucking socks and try an get laid as I'm sensing a lot of pent up aggression! Unless you guys have put yourselves out there or done anything except wasting you time writing bitchy comments about two people flashing for what ever reason then keep your opinion to yourselves! Bitches!

Love Kate (One of those girls!)

STOP RIGHT THERE LADIES. OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO GET SOME FREE PUBLICITY. WELL IT WORKED, I LOOKED AT YOUR SKIT REGARDING CAVORTING AROUND THE PARK. IT WAS AWFUL AND I HAD TO STOP AFTER 1 MINUTE. IN 2 WORDS, TALENTLESS, DESPERATE.

A desperate pair of attention-seeking slags dressing up their actions as 'humor'.

Jesus.

Well, tit-flashing IS side-splittingly funny.

That's not a very impressive chainsaw. Juggle one of these fuckers and I'd be impressed. Topless or not.

To be fair, they have a point. It's hard to find a good men in my town too. I find myself frequently seeking young or old girls

Sounds like an excellent pitch Slug, my uncle Cornelius happens to be a chainsaw juggler and has said that he is willing to be one of our "pros". He has asked if one or both of the girls from the story above will report to his cellar for training......what do you say ladies ?

Are you the one on the right? Or the one on the left?

Great idea Rev, topless chainsaw juggling. I like it. I'll have a word with a mate at the BBC. Pretty sure we can get it made in time to go on straight after Strictly. Brucie has an option on his contract for related 'Strictly' programmes, so we'll call it 'Strictly Topless Chainsaw Juggling' with Brucie presenting and bob's your uncle, Bafta nominations in the bag.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!
Not you ladies, just these Nigerian spam artist trying to flog us richer older boyfriends, toner cartridges, Swarkowski crystal meth, dating websites and ALL THIS SHITE!
I want to read ONLY bile aimed at celebrities, not your pointless marketing scams.
FUCK OFF!

"edgy" eh? pitching for a series on bbc3 by any chance?

anyway, let's see em.

Do the chainsaw thing !

i'll ask

Show us your tits!

First off I assure you myself nor my friend smell like cat piss (anymore) nor are we related to Jedward and concerning the Colin Firth Comment, Well Doh! Isn't that every woman's fantasy???? Anyhoo for anyone who cares, we are Kate and Laura and we have a internet show that recently has become more edgy. The Jedward episode will be up next week if anyone wants to see the full story (Although understandable if you've seen enough of us already)!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Thatshowthosegirls

No nips,no tits.

Ok, for the next stunt can I suggest throwing some chainsaws at them ?

!It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for

see above, rev. "pair of tits", geddit?

and proper flashers have bigger norks for a start.

They are internet comediennes, apparently. From Ireland. On YouTube

And they look a bit better when they're scrubbed up, so I don't feel so bad about my initial reaction to the one on the right. Nice canvass to paint with man-fat

I happen to know that the one on the left is jedwards mum, the one on the right is an auntie.

Really ? there was a point to it ? I thought it was two birds getting their tits out for a pair of dick-weasels.....if there is some sub-text that I'm missing then please do enlighten me.

clearly you've utterly misjudged the point of this, you cunning stunt.

It's a done deal; I'll take the other one.

I'd do the one on the right. She looks mental

Probably both of them, but the one on the left definitely smells of cat piss. And desperation.

Good job Cowell didn't turn up as they both had a photo of him selotaped over their lady gardens.