Until 'Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston 3D' gets a green light ("a high octane rom-rom"), we'll have to make do with the imaginary red carpet battle as both the actresses promote their latest vehicles, Salt and The Switch.

And while Angelina Jolie had Katona for support on the red carpet in London, poor lonely Jen™ had walk it alone in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Heather Graham, Giovanni Ribisi and Brooke Shields were so ashamed that they were seeing the film, they snuck in and out via the back. Or it might have been because they were all looking like shit.

Ribisi's fellow scientologist Juliette Lewis was also in attendence (blue hair - she's kooky!) since she also stars in the flick. She previously revealed that her and Aniston skirted over the issue that they're jizz buddies, having both been boned by Brad Pitt. And talking of sperm, that's pretty much all the film revolves around (Jason Bateman impregnates Aniston with HILARIOUS consequences).

Next week; Aniston stars in new rom-com. Still lonely.