Jennifer Love-Hewitt talks about the more unusual uses of Swarovski crystals, Daisy Lowe

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Something about a rock and a hard place...
Fri, 15/01/2010 - 11:24 by Harry Bow

Katie Price will be kicking herself that she didn't come up with this one first... 

We've always wondered what exactly the purpose of Swarovski crystals were, but now we know...

When Jennifer Loves Chewits appeared on US TV show Lopez Tonight (George not JLo) to flog her new book (yes, really), she explained:

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski Crystal-ed my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should [bedazzle] their [privates].”

 

To be honest, we always preferred the idea of a lady-part drenched in De Beers, but we're just classy like that.

Anyway, in a somewhat tenuous tie-in, Swarovski threw a party in London last night which was attended by Daisy Lowe, who decorated her face with some lovely pus-coloured gems. Let's hope she's got none of those in her undercarriage... 

Daisy Lowe pictures, Daisy Lowe, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Comments

  • I'm afraid Miss Lowe is guilty as charged with exposing a face of such appalling condition that she is in contravention of the Obscenity Exposure (Munter) Act of 2003 which carries a statutorry fine of £300 and a Clearasil/Mr Muscle* Management course for 6 months.

    *delete where appllicable

    officerdibble Fri, 15/01/2010 - 21:54

  • Clever little Daisy. Look what she's done. Why she's stuck crystals round her jaw to help promote the brand. Atta girl.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:44

  • I read that as Mr HM's bellend, and thought that was a bit of an extreme way to ensure your corner nominations get posted, Meryl.

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:20

  • Only a model of evil darth.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:09

  • I shared this thought. Better than 'front bottom' I suppose. I like PJ Harvey's take on it - 'my bottle full of love' or some such. Or perhaps she was just thinking of the Pinot Grigio. It's like some awful loop I'm in... fuck thank fuck thank fuck it's FRIDAY.

    stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 16:28

  • This acne riddled creature is a model?

    toady Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:32

  • Bet she's got a bedroom full of stuffed toys and still refers to sex as "thingy-rudies" no wonder she got dumped.......P-S-Y-C-H-O.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:00

  • This has given me some great ideas for jazzing up Mr H's bellend this weekend. What with missing all the Christmas decorations and this weather forcing attention on indoor pursuits, I'm already thinking jade japseye.

    Thanks Jennifer Love (spastic name by the way).

    merylhighground Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:25

  • Quite frankly, anyone who refers to her downstairs as her 'precious lady' should not ever be in a relationship. PRECIOUS LADY!? Jezz louise.

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:12

  • Not if you are supposedly famous. It has to be someone else's fault and must be dealt with in the following steps:

    1: Get wildly drunk and claim it doesn't matter
    2: Shag Russell Brand / Pete Doherty / A.N.Other complete cunt
    3: Drivel on to the papers in a never ending stream of crap about how XYZ broke your heart
    4: Decorate stamped bat with crystals (optional)
    5: Sign up to celebrity big brother
    6: Disappear up own backside in a frenzy of pointless media analysis

    slug Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:51

  • Christ. Isn't a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a Chinese take away and a huge bar of Galaxy all consumed while smoking 50 silk cut (even though you said you never would spark up again) while watching the Mama Mia DVD (director's cut) not good enough these days when it comes to dealing with heart break?

    stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:33

  • are they blood/puss patches on her scarf? nasty.

    switch Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:28

  • signs of drug abuse are easy to spot.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:11

  • signs of drug abuse are easy to spot.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:11

  • are they blood/puss patches on her scarf? nasty.

    switch Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:28

  • Christ. Isn't a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a Chinese take away and a huge bar of Galaxy all consumed while smoking 50 silk cut (even though you said you never would spark up again) while watching the Mama Mia DVD (director's cut) not good enough these days when it comes to dealing with heart break?

    stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:33

  • Not if you are supposedly famous. It has to be someone else's fault and must be dealt with in the following steps:

    1: Get wildly drunk and claim it doesn't matter
    2: Shag Russell Brand / Pete Doherty / A.N.Other complete cunt
    3: Drivel on to the papers in a never ending stream of crap about how XYZ broke your heart
    4: Decorate stamped bat with crystals (optional)
    5: Sign up to celebrity big brother
    6: Disappear up own backside in a frenzy of pointless media analysis

    slug Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:51

  • Quite frankly, anyone who refers to her downstairs as her 'precious lady' should not ever be in a relationship. PRECIOUS LADY!? Jezz louise.

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:12

  • This has given me some great ideas for jazzing up Mr H's bellend this weekend. What with missing all the Christmas decorations and this weather forcing attention on indoor pursuits, I'm already thinking jade japseye.

    Thanks Jennifer Love (spastic name by the way).

    merylhighground Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:25

  • Bet she's got a bedroom full of stuffed toys and still refers to sex as "thingy-rudies" no wonder she got dumped.......P-S-Y-C-H-O.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:00

  • This acne riddled creature is a model?

    toady Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:32

  • I shared this thought. Better than 'front bottom' I suppose. I like PJ Harvey's take on it - 'my bottle full of love' or some such. Or perhaps she was just thinking of the Pinot Grigio. It's like some awful loop I'm in... fuck thank fuck thank fuck it's FRIDAY.

    stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 16:28

  • Only a model of evil darth.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:09

  • I read that as Mr HM's bellend, and thought that was a bit of an extreme way to ensure your corner nominations get posted, Meryl.

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:20

  • Clever little Daisy. Look what she's done. Why she's stuck crystals round her jaw to help promote the brand. Atta girl.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:44

  • I'm afraid Miss Lowe is guilty as charged with exposing a face of such appalling condition that she is in contravention of the Obscenity Exposure (Munter) Act of 2003 which carries a statutorry fine of £300 and a Clearasil/Mr Muscle* Management course for 6 months.

    *delete where appllicable

    officerdibble Fri, 15/01/2010 - 21:54

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