It'll take more than an umbrella to avoid the shit thrown at Jermain Defoe
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Sun, 18/04/2010 - 11:38 by Mr. HMTottenham striker Jermain Defoe joined the exclusive Terry and Cole club after being caught by the News of the World getting a blow job from a woman in the back of a car whilst some kids played nearby. Amazing.
The dribble (hahah me) happened just a couple of hours before Tuesday's Arsenal game.
The News of The World reports:
The player, who was recently linked to 22-year-old model Roxy Townsend, went straight to a blue Toyota RAV4 parked just 50 yards away. Once inside he motioned to the red-head to drive to a nearby cul-de-sac of luxury homes where she again parked.
With a gaggle of children aged around seven or eight playing 100 yards away, the couple climbed into the back of the car.
The photographer said: "It was still light and anyone passing could see what they were up to. They chatted for only a few minutes before the girl disappeared from view.
"You could then see her head move up and down. It was clear what they were doing and clear the girl had come to meet him for only one purpose. He looked like he was enjoying himself."
Knowing he was about to be stung by a Sunday paper, he still managed to score against Chelsea yesterday, despite (and I quote) "tweaking his groin in training on Friday".
I think if there's a groin in the world that's had a bit too much tweaking, it's Groin of Defoe.
The Groin of Defoe - sounds like an Ancient Greek fable.
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Yeah, I'm fucking not gutted being surrounded by false friends who'll be off as soon as the money dries up, and big titted braindead bimbos who are looking to be the next Vanessa Peronncel with some grimy footage from a mobile.
Absolutely gutted....
Hateful ugly cunt- same breed as Ashley Cole. Scrotums of society, no class, no brain.
Imogen Thomas is very good looking.
This Joker is just a poison dwarf.
Hm. You might be correct. It is aaaaages since I saw that film. He queues up at the futuristic airport with a disguised alien, or something, non?
I need to watch it again, once I overcome my past HM shame of confusing Chrisses Rock and Tucker.
That's so obviously a made-up story. No bloke on the vinegar strokes ever looks like he's enjoying himself. Like when receiving a horseradish enema.
Yeah but he never turned into an alien.....he just exploded.
"He looked like he was enjoying himself."
There's always a silver lining.
massage their egos - is that a euphemism?
Yes, Tricky. Wasn't he in Fifth Element?
His ex is gorgeous.... lol
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Roxy - now that is a classy name,
I bet she too lives up to it. I can't wait for the "wronged woman" shots in the back of the sun where they use a 'Tits out pants on' shot of her "anguish" whilst grinning like a peedo in playschool
He looks more like tricky in that 1st pic,
He looks like the man who is a disguised alien in The Fifth Element.
You are only jealous because the guy hardly needs to move before some vapid money-chasing tart attaches herself to his dick.
Let's have a pic of the ho too please. Just so innocent, unsuspecting and decent chaps know to avoid her.
And of course, given untold riches and nymphomaniac honeys throwing themeselves at us left right and especially up the centre, we'd all be 'Away with you to nunnery young lady and take your base, impudent behaviour with you!'
Mind you, I haven't forgiven him for getting sent off against Portsmouth!
Funny isn't it? Without the riches and the skills (a term I use very guardedly), you're left with an ugly chav who would be racking up the ASBOs and possession raps like Top Trumps.
No fucking class and no fucking brains, they deserve nothing more than a working wage, cunts. You try telling a doctor or a teacher that what this twat earns in a week is worth more than their annual salary. And don't even start me off about the vapid bints who massage their egos...
i fucking hate this 'sort' of footballer. Classless and fukcing arrogant. Silly cunt and an ugly fucker to boot.
i fucking hate this 'sort' of footballer. Classless and fukcing arrogant. Silly cunt and an ugly fucker to boot.
Funny isn't it? Without the riches and the skills (a term I use very guardedly), you're left with an ugly chav who would be racking up the ASBOs and possession raps like Top Trumps.
No fucking class and no fucking brains, they deserve nothing more than a working wage, cunts. You try telling a doctor or a teacher that what this twat earns in a week is worth more than their annual salary. And don't even start me off about the vapid bints who massage their egos...
And of course, given untold riches and nymphomaniac honeys throwing themeselves at us left right and especially up the centre, we'd all be 'Away with you to nunnery young lady and take your base, impudent behaviour with you!'
Mind you, I haven't forgiven him for getting sent off against Portsmouth!
You are only jealous because the guy hardly needs to move before some vapid money-chasing tart attaches herself to his dick.
Let's have a pic of the ho too please. Just so innocent, unsuspecting and decent chaps know to avoid her.
He looks like the man who is a disguised alien in The Fifth Element.
Roxy - now that is a classy name,
I bet she too lives up to it. I can't wait for the "wronged woman" shots in the back of the sun where they use a 'Tits out pants on' shot of her "anguish" whilst grinning like a peedo in playschool
He looks more like tricky in that 1st pic,
His ex is gorgeous.... lol
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Yes, Tricky. Wasn't he in Fifth Element?
massage their egos - is that a euphemism?
"He looked like he was enjoying himself."
There's always a silver lining.
Yeah but he never turned into an alien.....he just exploded.
That's so obviously a made-up story. No bloke on the vinegar strokes ever looks like he's enjoying himself. Like when receiving a horseradish enema.
Hm. You might be correct. It is aaaaages since I saw that film. He queues up at the futuristic airport with a disguised alien, or something, non?
I need to watch it again, once I overcome my past HM shame of confusing Chrisses Rock and Tucker.
Imogen Thomas is very good looking.
This Joker is just a poison dwarf.
Hateful ugly cunt- same breed as Ashley Cole. Scrotums of society, no class, no brain.
Yeah, I'm fucking not gutted being surrounded by false friends who'll be off as soon as the money dries up, and big titted braindead bimbos who are looking to be the next Vanessa Peronncel with some grimy footage from a mobile.
Absolutely gutted....
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