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Sun, 18/04/2010 - 11:38 by Mr. HM

Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe joined the exclusive Terry and Cole club after being caught by the News of the World getting a blow job from a woman in the back of a car whilst some kids played nearby. Amazing.

The dribble (hahah me) happened just a couple of hours before Tuesday's Arsenal game.

The News of The World reports:

The player, who was recently linked to 22-year-old model Roxy Townsend, went straight to a blue Toyota RAV4 parked just 50 yards away. Once inside he motioned to the red-head to drive to a nearby cul-de-sac of luxury homes where she again parked.

With a gaggle of children aged around seven or eight playing 100 yards away, the couple climbed into the back of the car.

The photographer said: "It was still light and anyone passing could see what they were up to. They chatted for only a few minutes before the girl disappeared from view.

"You could then see her head move up and down. It was clear what they were doing and clear the girl had come to meet him for only one purpose. He looked like he was enjoying himself."

Knowing he was about to be stung by a Sunday paper, he still managed to score against Chelsea yesterday, despite (and I quote) "tweaking his groin in training on Friday".

I think if there's a groin in the world that's had a bit too much tweaking, it's Groin of Defoe.

The Groin of Defoe - sounds like an Ancient Greek fable.

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    lindsey1 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 11:12
  • Yeah, I'm fucking not gutted being surrounded by false friends who'll be off as soon as the money dries up, and big titted braindead bimbos who are looking to be the next Vanessa Peronncel with some grimy footage from a mobile.

    Absolutely gutted....

    koshmar Mon, 19/04/2010 - 21:12
  • Hateful ugly cunt- same breed as Ashley Cole. Scrotums of society, no class, no brain.

    kermits Mon, 19/04/2010 - 14:26
  • Imogen Thomas is very good looking.

    This Joker is just a poison dwarf.

    grange Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:47
  • Hm. You might be correct. It is aaaaages since I saw that film. He queues up at the futuristic airport with a disguised alien, or something, non?

    I need to watch it again, once I overcome my past HM shame of confusing Chrisses Rock and Tucker.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:36
  • That's so obviously a made-up story. No bloke on the vinegar strokes ever looks like he's enjoying himself. Like when receiving a horseradish enema.

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:19
  • Yeah but he never turned into an alien.....he just exploded.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:13
  • "He looked like he was enjoying himself."

    There's always a silver lining.

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 10:31
  • massage their egos - is that a euphemism?

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 10:30
  • Yes, Tricky. Wasn't he in Fifth Element?

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:48
  • His ex is gorgeous.... lol

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    aschultz Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:21
  • Roxy - now that is a classy name,

    I bet she too lives up to it. I can't wait for the "wronged woman" shots in the back of the sun where they use a 'Tits out pants on' shot of her "anguish" whilst grinning like a peedo in playschool

    He looks more like tricky in that 1st pic,

    cocknocker Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:12
  • He looks like the man who is a disguised alien in The Fifth Element.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:08
  • You are only jealous because the guy hardly needs to move before some vapid money-chasing tart attaches herself to his dick.

    Let's have a pic of the ho too please. Just so innocent, unsuspecting and decent chaps know to avoid her.

    MrHaHaHaaaa Sun, 18/04/2010 - 22:46
  • And of course, given untold riches and nymphomaniac honeys throwing themeselves at us left right and especially up the centre, we'd all be 'Away with you to nunnery young lady and take your base, impudent behaviour with you!'

    Mind you, I haven't forgiven him for getting sent off against Portsmouth!

    jiggerycock Sun, 18/04/2010 - 16:03
  • Funny isn't it? Without the riches and the skills (a term I use very guardedly), you're left with an ugly chav who would be racking up the ASBOs and possession raps like Top Trumps.

    No fucking class and no fucking brains, they deserve nothing more than a working wage, cunts. You try telling a doctor or a teacher that what this twat earns in a week is worth more than their annual salary. And don't even start me off about the vapid bints who massage their egos...

    koshmar Sun, 18/04/2010 - 13:10
  • i fucking hate this 'sort' of footballer. Classless and fukcing arrogant. Silly cunt and an ugly fucker to boot.

    sloth Sun, 18/04/2010 - 12:02
  • i fucking hate this 'sort' of footballer. Classless and fukcing arrogant. Silly cunt and an ugly fucker to boot.

    sloth Sun, 18/04/2010 - 12:02
  • Funny isn't it? Without the riches and the skills (a term I use very guardedly), you're left with an ugly chav who would be racking up the ASBOs and possession raps like Top Trumps.

    No fucking class and no fucking brains, they deserve nothing more than a working wage, cunts. You try telling a doctor or a teacher that what this twat earns in a week is worth more than their annual salary. And don't even start me off about the vapid bints who massage their egos...

    koshmar Sun, 18/04/2010 - 13:10
  • And of course, given untold riches and nymphomaniac honeys throwing themeselves at us left right and especially up the centre, we'd all be 'Away with you to nunnery young lady and take your base, impudent behaviour with you!'

    Mind you, I haven't forgiven him for getting sent off against Portsmouth!

    jiggerycock Sun, 18/04/2010 - 16:03
  • You are only jealous because the guy hardly needs to move before some vapid money-chasing tart attaches herself to his dick.

    Let's have a pic of the ho too please. Just so innocent, unsuspecting and decent chaps know to avoid her.

    MrHaHaHaaaa Sun, 18/04/2010 - 22:46
  • He looks like the man who is a disguised alien in The Fifth Element.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:08
  • Roxy - now that is a classy name,

    I bet she too lives up to it. I can't wait for the "wronged woman" shots in the back of the sun where they use a 'Tits out pants on' shot of her "anguish" whilst grinning like a peedo in playschool

    He looks more like tricky in that 1st pic,

    cocknocker Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:12
  • His ex is gorgeous.... lol

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    aschultz Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:21
  • Yes, Tricky. Wasn't he in Fifth Element?

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 09:48
  • massage their egos - is that a euphemism?

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 10:30
  • "He looked like he was enjoying himself."

    There's always a silver lining.

    stella ah trois Mon, 19/04/2010 - 10:31
  • Yeah but he never turned into an alien.....he just exploded.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:13
  • That's so obviously a made-up story. No bloke on the vinegar strokes ever looks like he's enjoying himself. Like when receiving a horseradish enema.

    merylhighground Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:19
  • Hm. You might be correct. It is aaaaages since I saw that film. He queues up at the futuristic airport with a disguised alien, or something, non?

    I need to watch it again, once I overcome my past HM shame of confusing Chrisses Rock and Tucker.

    tescopop Mon, 19/04/2010 - 12:36
  • Imogen Thomas is very good looking.

    This Joker is just a poison dwarf.

    grange Mon, 19/04/2010 - 13:47
  • Hateful ugly cunt- same breed as Ashley Cole. Scrotums of society, no class, no brain.

    kermits Mon, 19/04/2010 - 14:26
  • Yeah, I'm fucking not gutted being surrounded by false friends who'll be off as soon as the money dries up, and big titted braindead bimbos who are looking to be the next Vanessa Peronncel with some grimy footage from a mobile.

    Absolutely gutted....

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    lindsey1 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 11:12
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