Jersey Shore's Snookie could be our new favourite reality TV star, sorry Tila

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Move over Tequila...

Tue, 28/09/2010 - 17:32 by HM writer

It's been a long time coming but introducing our new favourite US reality TV star (just after Tila Tequila); Snookie, after being shot in the face with Homer Simpson's make-up gun set on Chole Mafia, from MTV's Jersey Shore...

Snookie, who looks a little bit like Christina Aguillera in a black wig in the above picture (but wearing slightly less make-up), has been arrested almost as many times as Chloe Mafia for drink-related offences...

The MTV show follows the lives of Snookie and eight other similar-minded characters (including this knob) as they get drunk and reapply fake tan in Jersey Shore.

Here's Snookie, getting punched in the face....

Snooki

Comments

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kristenzk Wed, 09/03/2011 - 00:10
Alas I didn't see it so I am unable to compare the two events. What I do know is that seeing this mouthy little cunt get smashed right in the mooey brightened my day up no end !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 29/09/2010 - 15:52
Better than Lenny Henry actually being funny for once last night and whalloping all those old biddies in the Harry Enfield show?
dandyboy Wed, 29/09/2010 - 09:39
BAM !! now that, gentlemen, is how you punch a woman.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 29/09/2010 - 09:32
I thought I'd watch this for a bit of a smug giggle, but it was too much. It's not even a so-bad-it's-good guilty pleasure LOL they're so classless kind of affair. It's just truly painful to watch.
tescopop Wed, 29/09/2010 - 08:36
Now, if there ever was a girl with a face like a dropped lasagna, it's her.
Sorry Lilly.
whothehellamiagain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 21:54
Guido for life
mcfuck Tue, 28/09/2010 - 19:45
It looks and sounds like a cunt hovel.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 28/09/2010 - 19:05
I love Jersey Shore, it's the best reality TV ever. Who knew people like that existed?
stix Tue, 28/09/2010 - 17:53

I love Jersey Shore, it's the best reality TV ever. Who knew people like that existed?
stix Tue, 28/09/2010 - 17:53
It looks and sounds like a cunt hovel.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 28/09/2010 - 19:05
Guido for life
mcfuck Tue, 28/09/2010 - 19:45
Now, if there ever was a girl with a face like a dropped lasagna, it's her.
Sorry Lilly.
whothehellamiagain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 21:54
I thought I'd watch this for a bit of a smug giggle, but it was too much. It's not even a so-bad-it's-good guilty pleasure LOL they're so classless kind of affair. It's just truly painful to watch.
tescopop Wed, 29/09/2010 - 08:36
BAM !! now that, gentlemen, is how you punch a woman.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 29/09/2010 - 09:32
Better than Lenny Henry actually being funny for once last night and whalloping all those old biddies in the Harry Enfield show?
dandyboy Wed, 29/09/2010 - 09:39
Alas I didn't see it so I am unable to compare the two events. What I do know is that seeing this mouthy little cunt get smashed right in the mooey brightened my day up no end !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 29/09/2010 - 15:52
Denver Locksmith metathesis randomness Boston Locksmith saprophytic malfeasance
kristenzk Wed, 09/03/2011 - 00:10